Caitlin

Will there be world enough and time for me to sing that song?

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@caitiedelaney One year at camp (just under one week) we watched The Blind Side 3 different times somehow?

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@simplesarahbear @ZackBornstein Ugh obviously meant temu but since I'm not an idiot who pays for this stupid website I can't edit my tweet

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@simplesarahbear @ZackBornstein It will NOT let me mute or block temi ads, only tell it I don't like them as it continues to give me so so many (maybe because I blocked all the other advertisers?)

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@goddammitsarah the other day i found a whole rack of cumin at the grocery store was actually all cinnamon instead... yikes

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@gwenpapp @monicabyrne13 I read the first two Parable books, thinking there was a third. Made it to the last few chapters of #2, went online to request #3 from the library and I'm still heartbroken it doesn't exist 😔

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@rare0217 @TakeThatNurses I expected this to be here somewhere. My primary care doctors office plays this as hold music and it's pretty anxiety-inducing. Such a weird choice.

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@furniturebuild_ @jaisydaisy_ I recently saw a specialist Dr who told me I could ask my mom to help call the insurance company to see if the test my PCP recommended would be covered... I'm 31

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@Lubchansky I think I've done this to myself? I have alarms all day that play different songs to remind me to do the things I can't forget about (time to start work, take out trash, pick up husband, etc.) You can soundtrack your life!

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@starrbelIy ready to give my tongue a literal chemical burn from eating too many all over again

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@samanthadamson @ellorysmith Haha that was my first guess today too. Like anagrams has been a thing before!

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@ohnoitsnini @RitarisOranje @ThyGeekdomCome @bf_crane Ohh I'll have to look into making paneer, I've been making lots of ricotta this year (and using the whey in my homemade bread!)

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@davidfarrier I've been cutting my husband's hair since 2020 (untrained, just youtube, trial & error) and the 1st time I did it, I messed up the back like JD's is - but I learned what I did wrong and how to fix it. All this to ask - why is the VP candidate NOT GETTING A PROFESSIONAL HAIRCUT???

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@jzux mine's the "little dog club" a group of 4 - 5 retired neighbors who all have little dogs (jack russels, yorkies, etc.) and regularly meet to walk their little dogs together. i don't think they call themselves the little dog club, but clearly they should.

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@NotaFunnyGuy420 @leamaric Lol I was coming here to say this - yard sales, Habitat re-store, & FREE stuff people are GIVING away! I don't need brand new furniture that's made so cheap it'll fall apart. 95% of my furniture wasn't bought new from a furniture store, and my house is cute!

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@pygmalion0451 @TheAntifaTurtle just saw my first one and could NOT believe how much worse they actually do look in person. the one i saw was black matte too, really looked like bad video game graphics

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@MaryHeglar I'll never get over the fact that I somehow believed there was a third "Parable" book up to the last couple chapters of the 2nd, and the heartbreak I felt when I realize the 3rd was never finished!

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@m_bhamidipati @gilmxres Lol read it in his voice

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@married2thelob @DrJenGunter @LabMuffin @DBelardoMD I saw this skit today, realized I hadn't recalled seeing a tweet from Dr. Jen since this adventure and thought I'd better check on her haha 🤣

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@emzanotti @janecoaston Also Jane Goodall is 90 and has been a scientist, activist, writer, etc. for 60 years!

[Caitlin @CaitlinSimpson3]

@Theemptybkshelf Not strictly "cozy" but "Light from Uncommon Stars" reminded me a bit of Psalm for the Wild Built, which I just finished. Features a trans girl, a sapphic love story, lots of cultural pieces, intersecting plot lines & kept saying how good it was every time I had to put it down!