Thomas Callahan

Manage a family office following the sale of our family owned auto parts business. Here to discuss investments, alts, six pack capacity and hotel gym locations

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

@Maro_Elias @TheBigLong2019 @GavinSBaker Will be you 1000 he does not join TSMC

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

@pbreit @GavinSBaker Nah big bruh pretty sure the kgb was both real and evil

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

@Biotech2k1 @SquawkBond @franklinbergg @GoalBlogs Ah the old “I bought all the stuff that worked and none of what didn’t just trust me bro” investing strategy

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

@firstadopter Tae when asked to bake which Board members have the faintest idea who he is

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

If your short short alts thesis is underpinned by a belief they care more about carry than FRE and the BKs of two non sponsor backed, mostly publicly financed, company…

…you’re gonna gave a bad time

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

@TheStalwart Just imagine how rabid the support would be if Sam got Honeytwinked™️ and these guys were defending bags they’ve yet to dump

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

@CapacPartners @MidwestHedgie @nomiprins Yea big dawg I ain’t paying 10k for some washed up old gold bug just poasting BS guesses and smashing his SEC sorority girl sales staff

Not that it’s not a sick life, I just don’t feel a need to pay for it

But you do you big bro!

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

@milken_cookies Instead of ripping some rails w mgmt like @InnocenceCapit1 did in when he was closing deals in the 70s

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

@ShitFund Could blackmail Elon saying he wrapped it up once and was shirking his repopulation duties

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

I hate chamath as much as the next guy and am no Trump fan but Jensen seems to me to have creates untold amounts of value for investors, users, society, etc

The idea not antagonizing the POTUS and doing on a popular talk show makes him a shithead devoid of morals is retarded

And if all he did was bang this chick, whatever he’s human

If he passed on secrets or tries to advantage China that’s v diff and he should potentially be tried for treason

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

@Sallyalcotnew @lhamtil Actually you saved millions of people from nuclear annihilation and evil despots.

US defense primes are the most esg friendly investments in the world

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

@benitoz Absolutely nobody cares bro

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

@ShitFund considering how much VC “success” is survivorship bias and hitting the business equivalent of a triple parlay, you can see how they’d think encouraging ppl to make that same bet w money they don’t have instead of pensioners money is ok

Doesn’t make them any less horrible tho

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

@zebulgar @ficklyobstinate VC like “I’ve for 5000 agents optimizing every moment of my life and doing things for me I never eve realized needed to be done. I even took this totally sensible idea for food processing automation and made it 1000% about AI to entice baggies.

Use it for proofreading? Nah bruh”

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

@WaterworldCapi1 They should really make Office Space 2 where AI is replacing all their jobs so they use AI to scrape fractions of a penny from every token purchase

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

Data center slowdowns and the Marvell deal w no premium murdering LITE

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

If you’re wondering how man became the apex predator of the planet…

[Thomas Callahan @CallahanCap]

@MikeZaccardi POV: the last thing a top of the line Genesis sees before spontaneously turning into

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@patrick_oshag Because the AI can tell them to avoid the guys pumping their bags in your show or magazine?