Calmguy Normalman

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100% *NOT* @-ohmyskeet

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

I'm gonna pin this to my profile so I can point at it whenever anyone tells me that actual left-wingers should get on board with Democrats. That Kamala would've NEVER done this. The Democrats wanted to escalate this so bad that it *breaks their hearts* Trump didn't.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

It appears Trump just agreed to give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz, a history-changing win for Iran.

The level of incompetence is both stunning and heartbreaking.

What on earth is happening?

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

@britneyqueers_ Sorry combined a couple different thoughts into one post and didn't proofread but should still mostly make sense

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

@britneyqueers_ Lol it also further proves they were all full of shit a couple years back when they said shoplifting was *this* close to "putting them out of business" lmao when clearly they're still doing alright when the year-over-year shooting numbers skyrocket while corporate stays fine

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

At *least* 14 pardoned J6'ers have been *convicted* of CSAM offenses.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Another day another pardoned J6er arrested and sentenced to 19 years for sexually assaulting a 7 year old little girl!

[Cardi Cardi Bo Bardi @ohcrapohno]

Opinions are like farts. I'd love to hear it and then laugh really hard

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

@sasserose *only* 11 hrs??

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

Lol I don't see any links to any pertinent case study or even an uncorroborated news article, but I'm gonna RT this as if it were gospel (bc it serves my agenda)

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Alzheimer’s patient temporarily regains speech, continence, and memory after taking a 5 gram dose of psilocybin, per CNN

[Voidy 🏳️‍⚧️🖤 @voidyfrown]

No Zack, you already look the way you’re supposed to look. If you do anything to change that it’s an affront to God, and you’re mentally ill.

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

@tenthousund No pun intended, somehow

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

@tenthousund Omg this is so hot

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

@neosovietposter @OhioRespecter Quoted post is unavailable for me do you have a screenshot still ?

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

@LastDaysofTwit Fruity ballhog but boy could he pluck a gee-tar

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

@_pressuredrop_ Oh, thank God

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

@Zzombie3344556 And bad to have Mormons!

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

That's a lot and all but I thought we were all weighing/discussing sugar by the gram not mg lmao. 186g is so much less unwieldy

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Crumbl cookie company releases drink with 186,000mg of sugar — leading to outrage, calls to make the drink illegal.

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

I fucking hate litterers. I will take up for people in defense of some *heinous* crimes. We've all had bad days or made a bad decision, let's not ruin any lives over this. But we can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt you were littering??? Wall. No appeal. I'm so serious

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

@Zzombie3344556 The very last thing that I'll do on this Earth is take a swing at Mormons. Their destruction is one of the primary motivations for my existence

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

Finally, for the first time in nearly a century, the Cuban people can have their wealth exported and expropriated from them again. ♥️#VivaTrump #VivaMAGA

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

"Save" Cuba from what? Free education and healthcare?

[Calmguy Normalman @CalmTooCold]

I wish I was a basketball star named "O.G.", man. Some people get all the luck