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[Addie🏳️‍⚧️ @Candybust1]

Weed had a population of 67

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this is a red delicious hate account

[Addie🏳️‍⚧️ @Candybust1]

@gurtttttttt I reckon they're going to execute you for this one

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

we don't have jack in the box in nebraska because god abandoned us long ago, but i just got served an ad for jack in the box tacos and forgot what a miracle they are. like somehow they mash cat food inside some cardboard and deep fry it and it comes out delicious. miss u mr box

[cav empty @cavempty_]

there is literally nothing that can be done when you are sleepy. there is no known treatment or cure

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

Happy pride month 🥳

[katie @spongebobfan360]

wow.... is this real??

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

genuinely kinda got Bond brainworms because even when a Bond film is bad i'm still like 'well, it has James Bond in it so it's not bad really'

[cav empty @cavempty_]

im intrigued by the idea of faking my own death but i haven’t been able to come up with any idea why it would benefit me

[Duc de Vinny (comms open) @DucDeVinny]

Going back in time to help the turks win the siege of vienna so sabaton doesn't exist

[the government man @me_irl]

i made a state-of-the-art-for-1980 speech synth just for laughs

[turbomander @turbomander]

the other day I overheard my apprentice ask, can a wizard borrow a spell slot? and my first thought wasn’t “oh my god, he’s calling himself a wizard”, it was now how is a wizard gonna borrow a slot - wizard, is you gonna give it back?

[Addie🏳️‍⚧️ @Candybust1]

Shiv if he was misogynistic:
NO MORE DAMES

[Jonas Čeika @Jonas_Ceika]

Those uncanny AI-generated animal images could never recreate the aura of the stock photos made by this 60-year old Ukranian woman

[Tyler Glaiel @TylerGlaiel]

if you wanna know the types of bugs I gotta deal with the one I'm currently investigating is "non binary cats with dwarfism crash the game if playing in brazilian portugese"

[nape mango @NapeMango]

they’re calling it the best billboard ever

[Doak @doaknet]

In high school we had a bit we called "The Orb" where at night we put a bunch of glow sticks in a fish bowl in the middle of the road and if a car slowed down to look at it our friend would come out from behind a tree in his gorilla suit

[Bass Magazine @BassMagOnline]

If it works, it works

[Excremancer Supreme: The Shitzard @FeiKhal]

Stomach gonna sound like you're microwaving quarters