Captain Dingus

can spiders eat dog food

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

i've pumped all my money into this fucking lizard

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

@JustinWhang i drank like 4 dollar margaritas at applebee's once and this happened to me

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

@tweetbyjon me talking to my grocer

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

@phosphor_glow what really stuck with me was the sound design and music in Bomberman 64. all those noises just embedded in my brain from hours and hours of playing it. gotta be one of the most unique, coolest sounding games.

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

@EmJayElfie @ljmontello i do wish the person i initially tweeted at who blocked me reconsiders her standpoint. i genuinely want her to do better, i hope she's capable

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

got blocked by @ljmontello for this post

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

@ljmontello @glitteryfem so as an outside observer who saw your tweets on my timeline, you seem to deny the label terf but here you are paling around with someone who calls trans women "men" while implicitly agreeing with her statement. perhaps that's why people are calling you a terf?

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

@EmJayElfie @ljmontello you deserve to live! to live happily!! the fact that hatred and cruelty is used more and more as a selling point, a campaign pledge is so shit. cruelty for cruelty's sake.

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

@EmJayElfie @ljmontello it sucks that you have to deal with this bullshit just for existing. it sucks that so called allies and leftists show that their support is conditional and will willingly joke around with terfs.
it just sucks and i'm sorry the world is like this.
shit!

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

stalking is when you see someone's public posts. ok

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

was trying to engage in good faith. i think calling trans women "men" goes beyond "not agreeing 100%" and i would not want to associate with that person anymore.

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

@ljmontello @glitteryfem so as an outside observer who saw your tweets on my timeline, you seem to deny the label terf but here you are paling around with someone who calls trans women "men" while implicitly agreeing with her statement. perhaps that's why people are calling you a terf?

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

WOW OK GTA 6 is gonna have trunk closing sound effects! looks like another game has been ruined by woke!!

[VICED @VICE_Vault]

GTA 6 trunk closing sound effect heard in the new PS clip.

[𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphor_glow]

i hate to be doing this again it seems like i’m always asking for help but we could be evicted in 3 days unless we come up with about a grand. anything will help. if you can’t please don’t.

sorry

cashapp: $phosphorglow
venmo: https://t.co/KEjPCudUFu

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

@phosphor_glow All the food is poison!

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

@flieldy the word SAND being the only word in the word search and it isn't on the word list is killing me

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

@willmenaker

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

@frankiefey pretty sure it originated from tim and eric/dr. steve brule, that's where i picked it up from anyway.

[Captain Dingus @CapnDingus]

@uncledoomer my "This is the same medication you've been getting" label has got a lot of people asking questions already answered by my label