Devil's Avocado

On a mission to civilize...

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@_theDonPaul @historyinmemes It's a self referential joke I yhink. Quote "life is a disappointment".

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@waitmaya 31

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@AmericanAir maybe send some staff to the TSA line to search for delayed passengers. TSA wait time currently over 2 hours. Got here 2 hours early as you advise, and doubt I'll make it through security in time. Please advise

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@AlbanyAirport arrived 2 hours early for my flight as directed, and now told TSA will take more than 2 hours. What's going on, and what do you recommend?

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@kenzezt Yeah nahh

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@kittyluvinbeth @MattVanHyfte Ummm... no.

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@Telstra I'm an Aussie working in the US for a few years. I keep my Aussie mobile account paid for when I come home to visit. Can you please explain how mobile data charges are higher with you in Australia, compared to my US cell service on mobile roaming?

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Time for another #twitter detox.

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@rthak50 @united @ExitRow4TheTall I'm flying back on Tuesday - will cross my fingers for 2 for 2 and keep you posted!

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Huge shout out to @united airlines for the upgrade on this long haul flight back to Australia. At 6"6', @ExitRow4TheTall would approve!!

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@rthak50 @united @ExitRow4TheTall I didn't actually know about the upgrade until I boarded, however check-in staff did comment on my height, so I assume they were the ones who helped me out. Either way, I'm very grateful (and no,..I'm certainly not good looking and only have a few miles and no status with them)

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@ExitRow4TheTall @united They really were - lovely ground and cabin staff, and very much appreciated!

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@ATRightMovies Tom Hanks.

Bring it on haters ...

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@engineers_feed

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@ItxWendy Betty

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@ATRightMovies

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@AmericanAir So no lounge access with a first class ticket ....? Might be time you catch up with the rest of the airlines.

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@Rainmaker1973 @grok what is the first word that comes to mind when you watch this video?

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@Rainmaker1973 Why the chimney if there's nothing at the bottom producing an emissions?