Captain Retail

Saving employees from customers of the world!

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@AmyZibek @holland_barrett There’s a thing we use in modern times called “card”.....I suggest trying that as another solution. #yourewelcome

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@jxrae_ Well we only are rude if you ever talk to us. We have a list like Santa’s naughty list and you’re the only person on the bitch list.

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@_bIackrain @Deliveroo Cos they’re being lazy just like you are ordering from them 👍🏾

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@MarkMor75560775 @LondonMidland You are one of millions of people that travel on trains. If you missed your train either you should plan better and not blame others for your mistakes #chill

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@LASeddon17 @O2 Shouldn’t have broken it.....

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

you should get to blow up on one customer a month if you work in customer service

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@chloelyons11 @UberEATS @Uber @TfL @Deliveroo Stop being lazy and make your own food and maybe you won’t be ranting on Twitter 💁🏻‍♂️

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@lizzihardy @Tesco Well maybe next time you should arrive earlier to get your food shopping done. I’m with the staff here. Leaving things last minute is just dumb 🤭

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@Terrybaby31 @verizon Probably because they’ve heard the same issue over and over again and know that they cannot give you the answer you’re looking for. Simple 😊

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@TeresaWhite0 @houseoffraser Oh I’m sure you will use them again. Stop being child and deal with it 👍🏻

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@DanaNollll @Walmart You all*

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@kimmyykat @ZARA

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@kldn9_ Cos they’re thinking this.....

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@Jones1973G @CPWTweets Should have bought him a book. They don’t break as easily

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@Writer_Bear @CPWTweets Errrr stop procrastinating and do your job? 🤔

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@gigi13147 Consider it a favour...you don’t want that phone of yours falling down the toilet..no one wants to deal with that!

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@dreesoul @ChipotleTweets Awwww...so sorry she didn’t give you more meat.....here’s a picture of more meat for free!

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@P__Marshall @Debenhams That’s exactly what they wanted but it seems you didn’t budge....

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@Natashall_ That’s because they want to help you fit into those jeans by walking to their stores....duuuh

[Captain Retail @CaptainRetail]

@CharlotteRober4 @kfcnz It’s finger licking good customer service. #shouldhavecookedinstead