Caraaaa🌹

half kidding

[trash jones @jzux]

“hey are you ok” no the days are getting shorter

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s so scary when someone references to me something i’ve posted. it’s like omg you could see that???

[the Rich @Duderichy]

“Lines of closeness over time”

[Caraaaa🌹 @CaraaaNaaap]

@JetBlue the delays your flights consistently have are inexcusable and you make no effort to rectify it with your customers. I really hope someone from customer service can help me because I am extremely dissatisfied and disappointed in your service today.

[♚ @iloveecarmen]

Now that Valentine’s day is over let’s focus on a more important holiday that’s coming up, my birthday.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I need to lie about my eta by 4 minutes for some reason

[Rakesh Satyal @rakeshsatyal]

Normalize replying to emails with “what.”

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

the cdc is just like uhhhh yeah it's totally up to you, I'm honestly down for whatever

[Alexis Gay @yayalexisgay]

the unbelievable high of getting a “sorry, I’m running late!” text when you, yourself, are running late

[𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚒𝚡𝚒𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 🍉 @mathewrodriguez]

why wont the weather just be fucking CRISP

[sk8er 🦇 @headabovewter]

me at 17 me at 22

[gabitha. @igabitha]

the 13 year old me wouldn’t believe how fucking cool i am today. she would not believe it.

[Pauline @therowsmvse]

she spoke the truth

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

i be like “long story short” then tell the entire story

[tweety @weirdwithwords]

all i want is for everyone to like me and also think im edgy and controversial but never be mad at me

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Hey um does anybody know what’s gonna happen