Carb Cartel

Our members include: Big Ag 🚜🌽🌾, Big Food 🥤🍟🍞🍫, Big Edu 🎓🔬👩🏻‍🏫, Big Medicine 🏨🚑👨🏾‍🔬, Big Pharma 💊💉, Big Government/Lobbying 🏛💰

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

Working with our network to make all ‘non-licensed’ N=1 studies a felony in the United States. No one who is not “properly credentialed” should be allowed to do any studies whatsoever. Additionally, a subsection will make it illegal to jump from a bridge to commit suicide.

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@3YearLetterman To make matter worse, the balloon is fully loaded with power steering and automatic transmission with a customized Bald Eagle hood ornament installed which looks amazing, just like your 2013 Taurus, Coach

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@drjamesdinic You go Dr. James! Don’t let those haters tell you carbs are bad.

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@manonafast @DoctorTro We’re watching 👀

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@abs8373 Looks like it

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@KenDBerryMD Destiny is part of our cartel, whether she realizes it or not.

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@REV_Insulin_Res @LDLSkeptic Now that’s a powerful snack, much like many of the other things our cartel pushes. We also enjoy giving a drowning person a glass of water!

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@Cynwel73 Our member Mars, Inc. would like to have a word with you in a dark alley regarding your healthier Twix bar.

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@Drcdpnd @Beans84811745 @SBakerMD “Aloud”… Wow, you need some meat to help with your brain power. How about using the tools our ancestors hands have been making for millions of years.

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@akheriaty Shh… 🤫 nothing to see here, move along.

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@robertlufkinmd Just go all carbs doc and you won’t have to worry about order.

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@3YearLetterman Your credit score is getting closer to the number of yore championship rings, coach. Congrats!

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@SBakerMD 🚂💰 Choo Choo!

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@BidenHolocaust @3YearLetterman Oh my, you obviously have never lettered in sh*t.

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@SBakerMD Some carbs would certainly help you do those better Dr. B.

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@AlpacaAurelius Welcome to the cartel Carnivore Aurelius.

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@RobertLustigMD @LDLSkeptic Awesome! Our cartel’s anthem is Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar on Me.

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@Mangan150 Whoa Public Defender, how are you going to get your essential carbohydrate acids by only eating only meat?

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@thestug1985 @jonnettlefold Comeon Stu, one of our most important members (big pharma) has cured diabetes with insulin, heart disease with statins, and ED with Viagra and Cialis. All very important cures for society.

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@UltraDane @3YearLetterman No bald eagle hood ornament tho, yore lame Damn. Heck you don’t even have 700+ DVDs on a spinning tower rack like coach. Take a lap.

[Carb Cartel @CarbCartel]

@LabhrainAine @3YearLetterman LabRat, no wonder yore seeking work.