Robbie

Suspiciously cheap.

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Happy 2024 everybody. Wishing you all peace, health and happiness. Lets spend less energy on noisy people who want our attention and more energy on quiet people who need our help.

[Dave Tickner @tickerscricket]

Wait until Rishi finds out how his party are trying to win the next election. He's going to be absolutely furious.

[Elliot Steel @elliotsteelcom]

First they came for Andrew Tate

[Will @wsebag]

Without Me (Boris Johnson)

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.

I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.

HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.

but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

[Vithushan Ehantharajah @Vitu_E]

England 63/0 after 9 overs in the first of 6 Tests this summer

[Will @wsebag]

My speech at the National Conservatism Conference

[Robbie @CardiganCard]

@greg_jenner Absolutely shocking movie. Loved every minute.

[Robbie @CardiganCard]

@cluedont That one physically hurt when it landed.

[The Square Ball @TheSquareBall]

Have a great weekend! Don’t listen to dickheads. You’re doing fine. 👊

[Robbie @CardiganCard]

@greg_jenner Nightmare dinner party

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

johnson: *makes rules*

johnson every day at 5pm for a year: "these are the rules that i made"

johnson: *breaks rules*

johnson today: "if only someone had told me the rules"

[Marion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦 @LallyLangford]

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

[Nick Elliott @NickElliott91]

stuart broad coming out to bat as the nighthawk

[Robbie @CardiganCard]

@Barcajim3 OH GOD

[Dr Adam Rutherford @AdamRutherford]

I am enjoying Harry Wales’ book a lot. I mean, it’s tragic and laced with deep sadness. It’s not brilliantly written or read, but it’s a moving insight into the life of a fairly normal boy, born into a pantomime of absurdities, cruelty, and madness.

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

There is no reasonable excuse against it, if English football is serious about climate change: air travel to domestic matches must be banned immediately.

Column.

https://t.co/KW8tdtkRao

[Stefan Bielik @prstskrzkrk]

I didn't know Miss World was a thing still, but I've been watching how the French woman introduces herself for about half an hour