i only C Dubz

I wish I was Captain Kirk

[i only C Dubz @Carolin3Walters]

My Spanish teacher didn't know Vin Diesel was a real person until this morning

[i only C Dubz @Carolin3Walters]

@linguinenood Ur too sweet 🥹

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Fritz has the rainy day zoomies! ☔️

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

my new year's resolution is to continue being a silly motherfucking goose

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Happy Holidays! 🎅🦛🎄

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Fritz's first Christmas! Fritz has started eating small amounts of all the produce that is offered to Bibi but still gets most of his nutrition from nursing.

[billie @heybillierae]

if i had a boyfriend i would put him in a big fish tank and tap on the glass a bunch

[kelly cooper @kellyccooper]

I love coming home because my parents pamper me. For instance my dad just gave me a military grade flashlight that I don’t want

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I have a degree from beautiful ethereal princess university

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Update: Fritz is 387 pounds today! 👏👏👏

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Ratatouille is the name of the food. The rat is called doctor ratatouille

[Brit 🎃 @mothmandalorian]

arrested for baby crimes

[𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚒𝚡𝚒𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 🍉 @mathewrodriguez]

Silly Goose Studios called they wanna offer you a 3-picture deal

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Babe the Silly Goose University just called... you got in

[milk @milkinhisbag]

about to go blankey mode if that’s ok with everyone

[Coin @SwagMiester49]

I’m coming over, you better not be spoon feeding the caged moon

my unruly ass:

[Matcha Man Randy Savage @culchiephobic]

The haters don’t want you to be snug as a bug in a rug

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

INTERVIEWER: can you explain this gap in your resume

ODYSSEUS: ok it’s actually a really long story

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Just saw this guy with regular glasses that turned into sunglasses when he went outside? I think he might be a warlock. Gonna set him on fire

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

box: meow

schrodinger: ignore that