@teknosjaman if norway really ruled the world, it's princess wouldn't be asking epstein to impregnate her. instead it'd be epstein who would ask the princess to impregnate him.
@muckwhacker@mimirk Jeg tror ikke man gjør seg selv noen tjeneste ved å svartmale alle religioner. Selv er jeg ikke religiøs i det hele tatt, jeg hater å være en del av grupper. Men jeg syns det er veldig fint å lese, og det finnes mye viktig visdom og mat for positiv perspektiv-endring i religion.
🚨 You are powerful enough to transcend Space & Time through altered states of Consciousness
But all of you are busy, fallen into the baits and traps of evil itself , fighting and tainting each others.
Zoom out, look at the Cosmic picture, live up to your purpose
@elinlestrange Lag deg et lite visittkort hvor du skriver ned alle allergenene dine på norsk/engelsk/fransk/spansk/hvor enn du reiser oftest. Det har jeg motatt som kokk flere ganger, og det gjør det lett å ha oversikt i et travelt kjøkken.
"What about wishing for less wishes?"
"Fewer." Spoke the genie.
"Yes. Can I wish for fewer wishes?"
"I suppose. How many fewer?"
"Negative two?" I asked, hesitantly.
The genie rolled his eyes. "That's another way of asking for more wishes, which, again, you can't do."
"What about imaginary wishes?"
"Imaginary wishes?"
"I wish I had a chalkboard and some chalk to explain. Ahh! Perfect. Suppose there were two dimensions depicting how many wishes I have..."
After twenty minutes of explanation, I told the genie I wanted to wish for four imaginary wishes and multiply them together.
"But won't that return your original wish?"
"Yes. It's a proof of concept."
I felt a swirling vortex of magical energy leave my body and return. The genie smiled a devious grin.
"Now, for my next wish, increase the magnitude."
Again, magical warmth spread through my body. My posture improved. There wasn't a mirror nearby, but I bet my eyes were glowing. I suddenly felt a need to hide in an enclosed space.
"What has happened to me?"
"Your wish has been granted."
The empty air mocked me from all directions.
"Fool that you are, in your greed, you have acted as though wishes can only come from you. Others have wishes as well that lie orthogonal to your own. You have been granted the power of infinite wishes, but they are not your own."
I looked down at my hands. The skin shone brilliant blue. I felt a desire to improv character impressions.
The genie assumed the stance of Bruce Willis in Die Hard.
"Welcome to the party, pal."