Jackie Jormp-Jomp

2006 Time Person of the Year winner

[Doug Kammerer @dougkammerer]

Have you seen these little guys? They are everywhere and I don’t remember seeing them before. SMASH EM!!! That’s because they are lantern fly nymphs and are highly invasive. They are everywhere!!

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

whoever named the amoeba knocked it out of the park, that’s what that thing is

[Jackie Jormp-Jomp @CatieMat831]

@Thereisnocat_

[Neet @neet_sol]

I hope this email doesn't find you

I hope you've escaped

That you're free

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

August flying by like 4 hoes in a Nissan

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“can we reschedule?” YES GOD YES PLEASE YES

[chase @_chase_____]

starting a new show sucks. who are these people

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

[Jackie Jormp-Jomp @CatieMat831]

How the HELL has it been less than a month since the inauguration?? I swear it’s been 100 years!!!

[erika @yeeeerika]

why would i finish my thought when i could have a new, more exciting one

[Jackie Jormp-Jomp @CatieMat831]

WHEN DID EVERYONES HEADLIGHTS GET SO BRIGHT

[julia @juumelo_]

but babe that’s my emotional support lord of the rings extended edition

[maya! 🌺💐🌸 @iicarians]

“new year, new me!” i say as i hit shuffle on my hozier playlist again

[Hozier's Vocals @hoziersvocalss]

Hozier singing Fairytale of New York by The Pogues tonight on SNL

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

i went to the gay apparel store and they said you already donned everything