Matt the cat Roberts

I mostly just know about plants and wrestling.

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

@willmenaker I like how he has walk out music like on the wrestling.

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

@GoingMedieval @lukeisamazing Idunno, that’s not how the Victorians who just made shit up tell it.

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

@RuckCohlchez I love how street smarts and getting driven to a mall are in the same sentence

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

@AngryBlackLady but why is that barber shirtless with pasties?

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

@IwriteOK A good bleeding to balanfe the humours is what he needs

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

@IwriteOK Japan is way ahead

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

@C_hoffmanni This is what liveleak would look like if you were a ps2 character.

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

@Optimus_Crime12 @ZackBornstein @oneunderscore__ Cept for the belt and shoes that’s how a fat kid would dress in like 2003

[andrew 2.0 @mrnastynodrama]

Everyone on this website is either wilfully stupid or has some new kind of mental problem

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

Someone keeps stealing the brake cleaner gotta drop a hint

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

@ByYourLogic They’re still on about bud light? Isn’t there a new children’s movie or random bit of rainbow capitalism to get mad about? It’s pride month for fuck sake

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

@LegoRacers2

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

One of the new guys at work was using a bucket to sit on and fell off and broke his butt bone so now I get to order a chair, thanks osha

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

@vissersixxx The T. rex is thick

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

@areidross @AntifaGarfield Now who are liberals going to dust off and wheel out every 4 - 8 years to give us these old “vote for the lesser of two evils” talk?

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

Just thinking about this little guy who is the mascot of the pliers I got

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

@90sWWE @steveaustinBSR @TripleH Love that ref getting in there like

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

@FayeEcklar

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@SamtheNightOwl It’s ok to go full 80s movie high school bully on them and call them a nerd if they do this.

[Matt the cat Roberts @Catmampbell]

We got him a tiny laptop