Ryan

[Ryan @Catshavenopoint]

@Alencatovic @markvalorian Being aware that an opponent exists means nothing and it’s a bad faith argument to say that it does. The defender challenged Balogun. Don’t be fucking stupid.

[Ryan @Catshavenopoint]

@JamesLarson47 @rachelmillman Defending the honor of the Pittsburgh Pirates is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen.

[Ryan @Catshavenopoint]

@FredWhiteJr @madmidget63 @KDPomp You’ve got to be a real piece of shit to have me agreeing with Pomp.

[Ryan @Catshavenopoint]

@HappyForLife7 @JeffPassan You really thought that you did something with this comment.

[Django Gold @django]

seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing

[computer man @gloomfather]

(Interrupting my wife’s zoom meeting) Hey babe I noticed you didn’t cut my blueberries in half when u made my snack earlier? I guess you want me to choke and die? (Noticing myself reflected in her webcam next to her coworkers) nightmare blunt rotation lmao

[campbell g @rodeoman]

every third ad during the super bowl

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

I don't wanna make a broad generalization but you have to admit it's at least *interesting* that everyone who likes Elon Musk is the biggest loser you've ever met.

[Ryan @Catshavenopoint]

@MeghanMcCain

[Ryan @Catshavenopoint]

@Ihartitz “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”

[Ryan @Catshavenopoint]

@JoshYohe_PGH Past time. Every coach has a shelf life and Mike was long past his.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

You couldn’t pay me enough money to work at a gun range open to the public

[Ryan @Catshavenopoint]

@mastodonkey @steelers @PALottery

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

Wherever you think this might be going, it’s better 😂

I can’t breathe 😂

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Oregon getting they butt spit in.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Goodnight

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Two things can be true. Yes, broccoli is rich with nutrients and generally considered beneficial to the growing boy. Yet that does not grant my mother the power to override my sovereignty and force them in my mouth, even via airplane form.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[CineVortex @Cine_Vortex]

@flapprdotnet The OG