Alan Baker

Owner/Wine Maker - Cartograph Wines

Blogger/media geek

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Did Ted Cruz just throw down, no pun intended, to any white claw drinking patron to do their best to clock him in the head with a refreshment that smells like a urinal puck? “I’m also thankful that the clown who threw his White Claw had a noodle for an arm.”

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@winotone Banned. Lol

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I believe the proper name for this crew is Ass Hats. Parked their touring cycles right in the way of anyone with ADA needs. #NotLocals

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Something is going on between Novato and Nicasio. Anybody have the scoop?

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Good thing there is no bleach on the shelves. #TrumpCures

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So Florida won't lock down spring break but requires anyone flying through NY is to self quarantine?

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Congrats to John Biewen is CDSDuke for a great piece on Reveal. Great to hear your voice again.

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If Apple is using Gordon Ramsey to promote the iPhone pro, I will not buy one. Dude is toxic.

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Thursday must be the new Sunday. At MSP

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After a long conversation with our auditor and a site visit to the Cartograph Estate vineyard we are set to be certified sustainable. Encourage you grape growing friends to join in as we try to make Sonoma County the first to reach 100% sustainable.

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@HBKustomMachine You must tree clear comrade. And who built those winding water diversion system?

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@elixery Bullets over Broadway? Cap in yo ass?

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@TomArnold Wow. don’t let that Ottumwa attitude take you too far down that bad rabbit hole. But yeah, she kinda deserved that.

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@williamsonwines Holy cow is that Putin sitting next to Dawn? Wha!?

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LOL - Where did you say this cab is from?... Oh, hand me that bottle of methyl mercaptan. https://t.co/Zcvhj9drxd

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@JohnKelly more time in Northern CA would definitely mellow you. I hope some @cartographwines Pinot was able to help ease the driving jitters.

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@VoteforGore our winery on Hopper made it through the fire! We need to get in to set up generator but can't get past police lines. Need help

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@ilike_mike our winery on Hopper made it through the fire but we can't get to it to get a generator hooked up to save the vintage. Any help?

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New "product manager" @sonos says, "hey we need a completely new design, it'll make things soooo much better." #NotBetter #don'tupgrade

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Trump: "OK, OK. I get it. Munoz will have nothing to do with next year's Easter Egg Roll. SAD! UNFAIR" #severevetting