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Here's my latest in big donor panderin':
Now I'm hawking the drug Oleandrin.
This is no peccadillo.
It comes straight from MyPillow.
Don't tell Hydroxy I've been philanderin'.
#oleandrin #TrumpCures #MyPillowGuy #COVIDIOT #FBRParty #DumpTrump2020
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Dear Twitter Users,
Warning Trump's tweets are for entertainment purposes only. Following recommendations from his tweets are hazardous to your health. #TrumpIsaDope #TrumpVirus #TrumpCures
Trump’s customized cognitive test. #TrumpLiesAmericansDie #TrumpOwnsEveryDeath
#TrumpCures #BoycottSinclair
- Stick a lava lamp up his butt?
- Swallow a Norton Anti-Virus CD?
- Close his eyes, so the virus can't see him?
What #TrumpCures will he come up with next? Make your best guess!
What #TrumpCures will come next?
- Stick a lava lamp up your butt
- Hire a clown, since laughter is the best medicine
- 8 glasses of dihydrogen monoxide a day
- Bleach enema
Got others?
@HillaryClinton @PolitikMasFina Hillary, are you saying that I shouldn’t guzzle Clorox??
If the President of the USA tells the world we should inject disinfectants into our veins, we should be able to trust him/her right???
Am I missing something??
😉
#TrumpCures
Good thing there is no bleach on the shelves. #TrumpCures
This disinfectant tastes like rapid onset organ failure
#TrumpCures
@WhiteHouse Did I miss anything? I was busy drinking bleach. #TrumpCures #TrumpLiesAmericansDie #WhatHaveYouGotToLose
🎶 We are Clorox Kids, Ten Million Strong and Growing... 🎶
#TidePodPresident #TidePodTrump #TrumpIsNotADoctor #TrumpCures #TrumpVirus
Yup, he bought her soul. I hoped I was wrong, but I’m not. She has handed her reputation and every speck of her credibility to him. I wonder if it was worth it. #TrumpCures #BirxIsNotCredible #25thAmendment #DisinfectantDonnie
Dr. Birx defends the President: When he gets new information, he likes to talk that through out loud and really have that dialogue and so that’s what dialogue he was having. I think he just saw the information at the time immediately.. and he was still digesting that information
@cspan @jeffmason1 I call BS - he looked repeatedly at Dr Birx while making these comments and used his fake intelligent voice and she looked absolutely horrified. As did everyone else who witnessed this dangerous leap from reason, I’m sure #TrumpCures #TrumpPressBriefing #TrumpOwnsEveryDeath
#pandumbic #TrumpIsNotADoctor #TrumpVirus #TrumpPlague
We’ve been wrong to mock Trump all these years. He wasn’t looking at a total eclipse. He was IMMUNIZING HIMSELF FROM THE CORONAVIRUS WITH VERY POWERFUL LIGHT
Trump: “Many people are saying that we could use something called Lightsabers. Have you heard of this Dr. Birx? Lightsabers. And they’re like laser swords so you could isolate the virus in the body and then you just go in and burn it out. You should look at that.” #TrumpCures
Trump: “Someone suggested we could use a flux capacitor and some plutonium - I don’t know who it was, was it you, Tony? I don’t know. But anyway. I thought it sounded like a good idea because plutonium is a big deal. It’s tremendously strong stuff as you know.” #TrumpCures
Trump is like... “And then there was a thing I heard about ingesting cat feces, cat doody, because cats can eat anything and not get sick, you know, they have a tremendous ability to not get sick. I know 2 or 3 have the Chinese virus but I think that’s an amomaly.” #trumpcures
@tribelaw @realdonaldtrump must try all of his #disinfectant type #Covid_19 cures first, before #Trump pushes his suicidal cures on America. Isn't assisted suicide against the law? All those open up state rallies participants are perfect test subjects, for #TrumpCures
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