Chase Emanuel

Toblerone. Toberto. Mr. Tobato. Tobert. Tobias. Toby.

[Chase Emanuel @Chaayce]

Toby is my toothless.

[Chase Emanuel @Chaayce]

2 years later lol

[Chase Emanuel @Chaayce]

Lol.

[Chase Emanuel @Chaayce]

Crazy to think people were actually alive when Freddie Mercury was alive and I’m jealous.

[Cats Against Humanity™ @CatsVsHumanity]

Things that make you a piece of shit:

• littering

• being mean to animals

• parking like an asshole

• being rude to servers

• lacking empathy for others

• being racist, sexist, bigot, etc

• not returning your goddamn shopping cart to the goddamn cart corral

[Chase Emanuel @Chaayce]

@GettingMono It’s national black cat day too!

[David Freedlander @freedlander]

In 1987, the federal government banned metal-tipped lawn darts because a single child died from one

[haz @sozhaz]

🥺🥺🥺

[Chase Emanuel @Chaayce]

@lava_gorl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Chase Emanuel @Chaayce]

@topCturB The fuck?? 😐🙃

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This President needs to be impeached.

[dani @daniwolfeee]

My husband doesn’t believe that it’s bad for your hair to wash it everyday & that I’m fcking weird for skipping a day

So girls, for the love of god, please help me out:

‘RT’ if you don’t wash your hair everyday

‘Like’ if you do

[Maggie English @maggieenglish]

I’ll die alone before I marry a giant toddler man who expects this from me

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Let’s see:
1) She is not paid as much as her male counterparts, despite being better, and far more popular than the men’s team

2) This administration banned pride flags at US embassies, which the Vice President said was the “right decision.”

Can you blame her?

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

A white woman with zero medical training - Renee Bach, went to Uganda and has been performing medical procedures on countless less privileged children in the name of God.

At least 10 children have died.

https://t.co/Jy5pPsgHmA

[Kool-Aid Man @koolaid]

Walls:

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Me:

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— 🅾🅷🅷🅷 🆈🅴🅰🅷🅷🅷🅷 —

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales can’t think of a single fuckin reason why anyone would want a straight pride parade

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Psst! 🗣 Birth control should be over-the-counter, pass it on.