Chalky White

Brompton-riding, copy-writing, apple-loving, dog-patting, beer-drinking, pie-eating, Villa-supporting, all-round happy-chappie

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

RT if you’d rather swear allegiance to Count Binface than King Charles III.

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@SoVeryBritish Broken by Brexit

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@unclebernbach “Can’t sell won’t sell” by Steve Harrison. The antidote to brand purpose nonsense

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#IsItOk to write our own letters to the 1922 committee if our spineless Tory MPs won’t?

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@life_of_breanne @therealSIR3 2

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@MorningBrew Client loves it but

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@Plusnet my telephone line and internet has just gone down how do I report it / get updates?

[David Boynes @davidboynes]

Is it really time to resurrect this?
#euro2021 #englandgermany #euros #eurosmeme #itscominghome #EnglandvGermany #England #Euros2021 #meme #ukmemes #ENGGER #eurofinals #itscominghomememe #baddielandskinner
@Baddiel

@FrankOnTheRadio

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@RussInCheshire And England ends up with built in Tory majority. Please don’t leave...

[James B Watt MBE @JamesBWatt]

🍻Mega Competition Time!🍻

We are opening a @BrewDog bar in Las Vegas!

Retweet for the chance to win an amazing 4 day trip to Las Vegas for the official opening for you and a friend.

3 lucky winners will be picked at random 🙂

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I do like a cheese sandwich! @OneMinuteBriefs @CathedralCity #SandwichSlices

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@GermanEmbassy is there an update today on whether the travel ban from the UK will be extended?

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@Tesco Thanks for your reply and thanks for taking it seriously, the store was much better at protecting customers (and staff) during the first lockdown - it felt much safer then.

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Zero control of numbers of shoppers at Tesco Friern Barnet this lunchtime and consequently zero social distancing. Until @Tesco get a grip, it’s not safe to shop there. #COVIDー19 #tier4

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Today’s @OneMinuteBriefs challenge is to advertise #PARKOUR

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Today’s @OneMinuteBriefs is for @KingofShaves to #JoinTheREFILLution at https://t.co/vvSbQDzIMB

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I’ll just slip this one in @OneMinuteBriefs @mahabis #WelcomeHome

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Mmmm. Today’s @OneMinuteBriefs is #YORKSHIREPUDDINGS

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@aking4 @OneMinuteBriefs @ShipSort Yep!

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Today’s @OneMinuteBriefs challenge for @ShipSort #SortYourShipOut