Charles (@charles.capps.me on the good site)

Unironic ironic webshit. Progressive leftist radicalized by PHP. Sentences have 2 spaces after the period, not 1, FIGHT ME. RTs ne endorsements. He/him.

[Charles (@charles.capps.me on the good site) @CharlesECapps]

@mcmansionhell flee! run while you still can! this place can only bring nightmares!

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

huh guess we're just gonna die

[Capitol City Turn-Based Intelligence Center @inthesamedevice]

Lego made a glenn youngkin figure and it looks like gavin newsome asking you a perverted question

[Gul Dukat @realGulDukat]

The Klingons that came in, they're eating the cats! Klingons are eating the pets of the people that live on those planets!

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Reminder that according to the new SCOTUS ruling, as long as it’s an official act this is 100% legal.

[wint @dril]

in case you thought IDF Rape Camps were the worst thing our government is sanctioning

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

when they call tim walz “far left” they mean “provided school children with food”

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Oh god, one of our typos is actually in a legitimate judiciary hearing. Now actual court officials, lawyers, and possibly a jury are going to see our dumbass typoes.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

❗️Breach Alert: I am sorry to do this to you on a Friday, but I am hearing from MULTIPLE SOURCES that Linux source code has been stolen and is being offered online.

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

he did not survive the fall from the coconut tree. now we must all live in that context.

[Anthony Chergosky @achergosky]

So does today's news mean we get our Mr. Beast and Zendaya moderated forum?

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

feeling completely insane that my very first thought upon seeing the video was “oh damn that’s fake jfk jr just kinda vibing back there”

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

The shinzo abe killer watching that clip the same way you do watching your dad try to open a pdf

[nina h-g, regime summer associate @episcopaiian]

@jpbrammer @MMiraculorum

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.