Chelsea

Busy, busy, busy, is what we Bokononists whisper whenever we think of how complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is.

[Chelsea @Chelseadaze]

My cat is an alien and so am I and so is Ted Cruz but he's from another planet

[Mashable News @MashableNews]

"On our worst day... We are one hundred times better than any Republican candidate" -@BernieSanders #DemDebate

[Alyssa Jones @arewefriendsnow]

I've started exercising again, and I've gotta say I feel terrible

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH IT'S UP ON AMAZON HAHAHAHAHA https://t.co/ESfwN1vgJc

[brian @BrianBugatti]

Love coming to crowded ass bars to play pool but everyone's in my way like gtfo 😡

[Chelsea @Chelseadaze]

I would do anything to be drinking a tall boy of tecate on a beach right now

[Chelsea @Chelseadaze]

To make hot pretzels: put a few pretzel sticks on your slowly dying computer. Wait 5 minutes.

[Chelsea @Chelseadaze]

"I don't make plans and I don't make breakfast"

[Chelsea @Chelseadaze]

"I'm sorry I did poorly on your test I really have no other excuse than the fact that I was sober for 10 minutes tops this weekend"

[Robin Hood Tax @RobinHoodTax]

#Police are an important part of society, one that must work for #thePeople and not the oppressors

[Chelsea @Chelseadaze]

@arewefriendsnow ARGUING OVER COUPONS UHG

[Chelsea @Chelseadaze]

@arewefriendsnow I'm very comfy still in bed FYI

[Chelsea @Chelseadaze]

@arewefriendsnow I just saw yaa snap chat story you party animal, I hope you're having fun at work

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Happy Halloween from The Monster! https://t.co/uuau3avuTF

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

i need change for a 20. thinking about going to the liquor store to get some change

[Chelsea @Chelseadaze]

NO STOP TALKING UR ANNOYING PLS DONT MAKE ME STOP AND CHAT

[Tortilla Jackson @NicolerBear_]

Hangover hack: fill up your camelback bladder and sleep with it for easy rehydration

[Chelsea @Chelseadaze]

St. Ives Green Tea exfoliating scrub = C+ at best

[Chelsea @Chelseadaze]

I love having guests because I get to test out their expensive shampoos and body washes and face scrubs to see if they're actually worth it