Chimmie:)

Bubbly||Burgundy||Baby’s breath||🥂

[Kevin Murgor 🧜🏽‍♂️ @keyveen]

Does NTSA have capacity to handle all the inspections they want to do?

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either doing a million activities or bedrotting There is no in between.

[Vita @Vita3ali]

“We’re 45 minutes early” HOW HOW HOW DO PILOTS DO THAT- you just take a quick little shortcut IN THE SKY??? Are you SPEEDING??
Not complaining but I just don’t understand how they save THAT much time

[watergun @tersseer]

raising your phone to listen to a voice note then it auto pause is peak rage bait 😭

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

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[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Press Statement by The Standard Group Plc on The President's post on X.

[Droid @droid254]

Tomorrow is a holiday funniest part its ungazzeted 😂😂😂

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

This is exactly how it’s supposed to be.

[Logical VAR @mwonga_patrick]

I'm done with this dog. Who wants a a free Boerbel? Male, eight months and fully vaccinated

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Major cheat code for life: Become difficult to rush. The world will pressure you to rush into everything. Rushed decisions. Rushed conversations. Rushed relationships. Rushed timelines. There's immense power in rejecting that trend. Slow down. Create space to think clearly.

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

When I was young at school, this was like winning Sportpesa Jackpot

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Kuna mtu amesema either Royco wapunguze influencers ama bei ya Royco😭

[MALOME PAPI @murphygee5]

You will never buy yourself nice outfits if you keep putting groceries first.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Las Vegas banned watching Formula 1 without a ticket but forgot to mention anything about going up and down an escalator 😭

[aka @akafaceUS]

A man flying to the Philippines for vacation managed to sleep through the 12-hour flight by showing his meal preference on his phone ahead of time, so the crew wouldn’t have to wake him up.

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

You're supposed to use every unfair advantage you have. Looks, genetics, connections, dad's money, whatever.

There's nothing noble about choosing the hardest path just to feel like an underdog.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[Afrovestor @BullrunIO]

You will always find Kenyans doing the most random things in the most random places.

What do you mean the Head of recruiting at OpenAI is called Liz Wamai and went to Moi University