The Calm Canadian

Just your average Railroad workin' Beer drinkin' Hockey watchin' Canadian. #CanadaEh 🇨🇦

[The Calm Canadian @ChillyCanadian]

All I need is a miracle 🎶

[✨⚡️Nurse K ⚡️✨ @Nurse_K_]

I’m already mad at my alarm clock, for waking me up tomorrow.

[🖤🌸~Maria~🌸🖤 @MariasWestSide]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but get yourself out of survivor mode and let somebody love you

[You’re the worst @OMGSoOverIt]

I will always love you.

ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵘˡᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉˢᵗʳᶦᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

Let’s lose track of time together, I want to hear all about you

[Lovely Potatoes @robin_991]

I’m definitely ordering a less fattening pandemic for the next global crisis.

[The Calm Canadian @ChillyCanadian]

Opens fridge for a snack closes fridge, opens fridge again in hopes a snack will appear

[Lauren Ashley @Mix_With_Vodka]

Me: I’m allergic to cats, but I have 2.
I just paid for vodka with loose change. Yes, I’ve been drinking. And yes, I know it’s only 9:30 a.m.
My boyfriend recently left me so I’m feeling—

Dentist: Stop! When I asked you to open up, I literally meant just your mouth. Fuck!

[Island🌴Yoda @_realgoodvibes_]

I'm such a lonely soul. 😩

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

My head, your chest
Let your heartbeat
Lull me to sleep

[Nope 🖤 @astorminskin]

Dear sweet baby Jesus just let me fucking take a nap already and turn my fucking brain off please

[🌊𝕃𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝕃𝕒𝕜𝕖🌊 @ladylake_19]

I'm just too lazy to be sexy.

[The Angel 🖤 @Angel_150913]

I see your crazy and raise you oppositional defiance.

[The Calm Canadian @ChillyCanadian]

#FoodForThought

[The Calm Canadian @ChillyCanadian]

#everylegendhasaweakness

[The Calm Canadian @ChillyCanadian]

This is so funny 🤣

[The Calm Canadian @ChillyCanadian]

This is totally me 😂

[The Calm Canadian @ChillyCanadian]

Nothing like Friday night OVERTIME!! @DallasStars @TBLightning

[The Calm Canadian @ChillyCanadian]

Who's everybody got tonight? #TBLvsDAL

[The Calm Canadian @ChillyCanadian]

#AskingForAFriend What happens if you go for a tattoo and your debit card is declined 🤣