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[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Jerking off to wallpaper engine porn

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Just watched obsession on my laptop while scrolling TikTok. Erm… guys? Is that really the movie you all went crazy over?

[twi〽️zi✩ @amn_twizz]

mogged.

[𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 🃏 @Strayhigh]

DUDE 😭😭😭

[leen @viennasfool]

obsession is a very straightforward movie so it gives dumb people the chance to feel like they’re smarter than everyone for finally being able to get the point of a horror movie

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Give Me a Beer 🇺🇸

[CBK @cb_keenan]

It’s okay to buy digital games only.

It’s okay to buy physical games only.

It’s okay to buy both.

It’s NOT okay to NOT have a choice.

[gex @severalbird]

let go of the past faggot

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

My whole feed is just videos like this

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

keep scrolling twitter

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

over on bluesky they've got guys complaining that Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie stole plot beats from Back to the Future

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

I really messed up today. Thank you for the invite @taylorswift13 @tkelce. Sorry for causing a scene.

[TangentBeast @MeonSkennedy]

@commentiquette bro found this painting of you for 3$

[the freak 🇵🇸 @zoroshappytrail]

the minions have canonically met cia agents matt johnson, owen williams and josh boles

[Divine Beast Dancing Lightskin @79hfg3n3948rhf0]

you can combine all these individuals to form trevor moore

[one million dollar cake @TheldlerWheel]

Either reality is beautiful

[the man formerly known as indeed @punishedindeed]

the first time i ever bought weed the plug rolled into the McDonald’s parking lot playing this at full volume

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

Taylor swift and Travis are married. I’m single forever

[thomas 🎥🍿 @tommylovesfilm]

There’s literally 3am screenings that are sold out but sure the dislikes ratio is crazy