Jasmine Barnard

[Jasmine Barnard @Chithief]

Gazans are being squeezed into 'death zones' dubbed as 'safe zones.' The UN Security Council must vote for a #CeasefireNOW. Friday's resolution vote may be the last opportunity for the international community to act to protect civilians.
@USUN @UKUN_NewYork @POTUS @RishiSunak

[Jasmine Barnard @Chithief]

The UN Security Council must vote for a #CeasefireNOW. Friday's resolution vote may be the last opportunity for the international community to act to protect Gaza's civilians.

@USUN @UKUN_NewYork @POTUS @RishiSunak

[Jaybefaunt🏳️‍🌈 @Jaybefaunt]

This Sean Connery-looking dude COOKED.

https://t.co/ddNHI9RPLV

[Jasmine Barnard @Chithief]

@Delta just lost a loyal customer. After filing a complaint over a bag soaked in urine, they denied reimbursement. They’re so worried about COVID, that a bag soaked in urine from their lavatory doesn’t bother them. Done.

[Jasmine Barnard @Chithief]

@Delta Baggage claim doesn’t call back.

[Jasmine Barnard @Chithief]

@Delta so i arrived home and found my bag completely drenched in lavatory urine. All it’s contents, including my military uniforms are soaked and ruined. I just dipped my hand in hazmat. I loyally fly with you. I need a new bag, new military uniforms and new clothes.

[Jasmine Barnard @Chithief]

@Delta I did. Who’s going to pay for my bag, contents and military uniforms??

[Jasmine Barnard @Chithief]

Why isn't there a curfew enforced on this day? People still have to work in the morning...

[zenmasterbeta @zenmasterbeta]

Chester Bennington sings "Hallelujah" at Chris Cornell's funeral -- watch https://t.co/KugGSmxXxj via @alexyoung

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

I'm officially getting my news from the Simpsons now. https://t.co/VTNJuVNXvK

[Jasmine Barnard @Chithief]

@klanovoi @mustrockUX Ugh

[Jasmine Barnard @Chithief]

@mishacollins Thanks for what you do and stopping to say hi!

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

I feel bad for the US Department of Eduction. First they get saddled with the internet’s worst twitter handle, @usedgov, & then @BetsyDeVos.

[Jasmine Barnard @Chithief]

@klanovoi @animboylanovoi#just remember the eye of the tiger

[Jasmine Barnard @Chithief]

@animboylanovoi and I appreciate you

[Jasmine Barnard @Chithief]

@klanovoi https://t.co/M8djwnLaXC

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Movie theaters are showing live election results. If Trump wins, they'll just segue right into The Hunger Games.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

The men rushing to tell us all that they talk about women exactly the way @realDonaldTrump did in his tape seem to think they're helping.

[Jasmine Barnard @Chithief]

This debate made me want to go shopping or eat chocolate...

[Jasmine Barnard @Chithief]

@ElleByTheSea if I was your mother...

[Jasmine Barnard @Chithief]

@ElleByTheSea not with your track record