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[disco fallussy @CholulaSaucy]

Hi cop wives, I know these days are hard and the nights are even harder. If u ever need someone to keep u company, dm me

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

The thing about living in a multicultural society is that if your heart is open and you love your fellow man, you get to party SO often

[hypatia @actuallyhypatia]

bring back sets, i'm so deadass

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Robert Eggers should do Moby Dick in black and white in a 1.9:1 aspect ratio with Pattinson as Ishmael and Dafoe as Ahab

[𓊓 @social_actavis]

being a zillennial is great because i’m not cheugy or brainrotted. in fact im nothing at all

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

I can pretty easily overlook any minor issues I might’ve had with Weapons simply because I will always support directors taking such huge swings in their filmmaking. I don’t mind a little messiness when it’s a biproduct of real AMBITION

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A man in California had his plane repeatedly stolen by a mysterious pilot who takes it for a joy ride and returns it

The owner removed the plane's battery to thwart the thief, but he replaced it and stole the plane again

Police have no leads on how to track the thief down

[ViewerAnon @ViewerAnon]

WEAPONS is fantastic. You probably already know that. But I could not predict how hilarious it would be, just by letting people react like they really would to insane situations. Julia Garner’s “Fucking help me!!!” to the gas station cashier is stupendously funny.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

group of older people next to me talking about The Beekeeper. “they were doing those phone scams so Jason Tatum had to kill ‘em” “that’s right he did”

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

This…..destroys the whole point of Nighthawks

[Georgia🏳️‍⚧️ @transyapper7781]

I think cregger not understanding the meaning of the floating gun in weapons but putting in his movie anyways is cool actually

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Sometimes when I feel myself getting super flustered I say “Calm down, little mama” in an Elvis voice & it kinda helps

[Bug @moonturtlebitch]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PERSON THAT RUNS THIS ACCOUNT!!!!!! I look forward to this every Thursday🫶

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

Not to mom shame but why are u letting the babies get mind controlled

[la doctora de las salamandras @WORM_L0VER]

imagine throwing this into the crowd at a creed concert like it's a pipe bomb in left for dead 2

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

i love to read a novel that's so moving, empathetic, and genuinely life-affirming and then look the author up and find out they killed themself with a hammer