Chris Gardocki

Brunch enthusiast | Aspiring D1 Baseball Player

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but I’m gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls Gardocki

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@O3jfrye @ellwood_marcus As you respond to the “fake account” for the second time

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@MelCarmichael4 @Pronate Between his torn UCL and being the third best hitter on his own team I can’t think of why he wouldn’t be considered the best

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@Pronate You must sit when you pee don’t you

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@nextlevelbb @briantylercohen You definitely sleep with socks on

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@thepainguy I definitely got stupid from reading this that’s for sure

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MJ going to the 2 and 1: I’m not gonna call him dad... even if there’s a fire #TheBachelor

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@thepainguy Seems like you live in fantasy land Chris. These MLB “analysts” were also MLB “players”. That’s like you trying to tell the Pope how to lead the Catholic Church

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@LaFlame6ix9ine Living the dream

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@timmy17329143 @LaFlame6ix9ine @MelCarmichael4 @TopVelocity Oh so you’re the disappointment of the friend group?

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Victoria looking like a whole snack tonight #TheBachelorABC #thebachelor

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@Pronate Will it help with getting ass atleast?

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@thepainguy What on gods green earth is a Tommy John twist

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@MrBoyettAHS @MrMaxPrice No I’m lactose intolerant

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@MrBoyettAHS @MrMaxPrice I won my Little Leagues Most Improved Player award this year

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Couldn’t agree more. Thankfully we have a devout catholic leading the charge. Better days are ahead!

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Trump'rs are lunatics and morons.

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Me too!! Makes me sick that Brady doesn’t get the respect he deserves