Ultimate Church Fan

Fulfilling the wish of pastors everywhere by treating church as enthusiastically as we do sports.

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There is no getting around it. Clock management was just terrible in yesterday's service.

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#Chreaster Tweeter

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I’m back!!!
That’s what we people who publicly say we love church do, right? Show up around Christmas after being MIA for a few months

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Allow me to settle the debate...
Dye Hard is an Easter movie about boiled eggs

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Bring the same energy to Sunday morning worship you brought to Saturday afternoon football.

Unless you’re from Wisconsin. We don’t need that kind of language in church.

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If you haven’t already, give your pastor a high five today 🤚🏼
🤚🏼 the youth guy and worship leader too
Maybe 🤚🏼 the nursery workers if you’re up to date on your vaccinations

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If it isn’t reported on ESPN, I probably don’t know about it.

So I’d like to thank the Houston Rockets, Adam Silver, Daryl Morey, Yao Ming, and everyone in China because I feel much more informed when world news occasionally intersects with sports.

[Ultimate Church Fan @ChurchFUNatic]

@NotKennyRogers Moses designated an entire family as stage hands for the bassists:
“And this is what they are charged to carry... the pillars around the court with their bases, pegs, and cords, with all their equipment and all their accessories.”
Numbers 4:31-32

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FUNatic Church call and response before the offering:

WE

WE BELIEVE

WE BELIEVE THAT

WE BELIEVE THAT WE

WE BELIEVE THAT WE WILL GIVE
WE BELIEVE THAT WE WILL GIVE
WE BELIEVE THAT WE WILL GIVE
WE BELIEVE THAT WE WILL GIVE

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There may be less Spanish being spoken at the soccer game

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Tonight I’ll be switching back and forth between the #USAvsPan #GoldCup2019 match and the #DemDebates...either way it will be 11 Americans frantically trying to figure out what to do with Central Americans while thousands of people complain about how they’re doing it

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@PastorJerkface Jolene
They are always really angry that I keep singing that song.

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The Galaxy have tied the Revolution 3-3 in the 53rd minute #SuperBore53

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I’m loving Adam Levine’s Dunkin’ Donuts inspired jacket

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#SuperBowlSunday sermon from Genesis 22:13-
Todd Gurley gets caught in the thicket.

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@FailingYouthPtr We use the other half

twice

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I do not recall ever wearing a Tom Brady jersey and I am not one of the two people wearing Patriots gear in that yearbook picture. I will not resign and I plan to earn your forgiveness.

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#PropBet Which will sister Janet do most often on #SuperSunday at my church?

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#SuperSunday #PropBet Which will take longer at your church?

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#SuperSunday #PropBet
Which receives the most complaints?

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I can’t wait for #SuperSunday
or as we call it at my church, #EverySunday