Clare Trevis

Mumma to Evie Honey and Amelie Blossom. Married to @phantomboarder, my best friend and awesome dude. He cooks up a mean haloumi burger too.

[Elizabeth Timbrell @KittyWinchester]

@JamesBlunt we are devastated we can’t see you play in Bath! We would love you to come for lunch/dinner/brunch whilst you’re here @castlefarmcafe And meet Baths tallest chef and arguably your biggest fan!!

[Clare Trevis @ClareTrevis]

It's an absolute disgrace that staff at Royal Mail, would rip open my daughter's birthday card and steal the money from it. @RoyalMail - please can you tell me how this can happen and how we go about making a complaint?

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Offer me Kale crisps and I will let out a cry so shrill that bilberrys will start tumbling from your anus

[Ian Morris @Phantomboarder]

@TherealNihal #schoolrunhiphop waitress asked my kid her fav colour. 'My favourite colour's red, like the bloodshed frm Curt Cobains head'..

[Clare Trevis @ClareTrevis]

@SarahMBooth ha ha! I feel like I need vegetables for the week! Totally biffed out!

[Clare Trevis @ClareTrevis]

@SarahMBooth @Phantomboarder had an ace weekend. The girls were sad to leave. As were we. We ❤️ you all! X

[Ian Morris @Phantomboarder]

Yo! @BoyGeorge the girls (7 & 3) are loving this on 7" #oldies @ClareTrevis

[Clare Trevis @ClareTrevis]

@beansinbrizzol @Phantomboarder yes!

[Clare Trevis @ClareTrevis]

The Dood. @phantomboarder He still got it Yo.
#oldmanboarding https://t.co/92xAQnaGsG

[Ian Morris @Phantomboarder]

@DragonsDentist our own #WorstWizard Inspired by your visit to @PTAMoorlands school last week! #reading @ClareTrevis

[Clare Trevis @ClareTrevis]

@Phantomboarder and I are about to tuck in to this badboy @mikenotmark. Thanks x

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The intense level of concentration required to keep an eye on the person who has opted to queue by your side

[Clare Trevis @ClareTrevis]

Hello @beansinbrizzol! How are you? X

[Clare Trevis @ClareTrevis]

@PhilSparkle @lulucousins @Phantomboarder Look what happened last night

[Clare Trevis @ClareTrevis]

@keirleyfry @Phantomboarder p.s Sleepover at ours soon? X

[Clare Trevis @ClareTrevis]

@keirleyfry @Phantomboarder when are we going to @GreenRocketCafe for dinner one night?! X

[Ian Morris @Phantomboarder]

Overhearing biddie conversations with @ClareTrevis 'they put a catheter in'... #biddies

[Ian Morris @Phantomboarder]

It's mutual baby! One of my amazing birthday gifts! I love this! @ClareTrevis

[Clare Trevis @ClareTrevis]

Happy Chrimbo Eve. My Sloe Gin Rocks. http://t.co/W3d0fEpztn

[Ian Morris @Phantomboarder]

Hey up @rustyrockets be careful out there tonight man... It's #nastyfriday wouldn't want anyone calling you a slag! @ClareTrevis @keirleyfry