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Roughly three times a day I realize I'm an idiot.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

a country not run by people on the verge of death

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don't want to "join the community" of a brand that sells socks. I just want the socks. Stop emailing me about your "mission statement." Your mission is to sell socks. We both know this.

[Brendan Tobin @Brendan_Tobin]

Bam Adebayo threw more punches in Vegas this weekend than Conor McGregor

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Can we talk about the fact the senate majority leader of the United States fabricated an entire 20 minute conversation with a dead man and nothing will ever be done about it?

[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

Do NOT take this home. I repeat, do NOT take this home

[Laura Elliott @TinyWriterLaura]

so go bankrupt already and save us all the environmental and social problems you’re creating

[fern || ☕️ in strawpage! @featherleafern]

they never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe they're bad people

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

If the Lincoln memorial gets any greener Trump will play a round of golf and bury an ex wife on it.

[Penicio Del Toro @MaggotActor69]

The children are born with an innate knowledge of Master Shake

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Europeans seeing a live Pop-Tart being executed during half time of a World Cup match

[Rob Cassidy @Cassidy_Rob]

The World Cup is about soccer, sure, but it’s also about an exchange of cultural binge drinking intricacies and I think that’s beautiful

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

You can be a billionaire if you invent Star Wars. I don’t care if it’s ideologically inconsistent with the rest of my politics. It’s just how it is.

[john @johnsemley3000]

the older I get, the less likely it seems I’ll bonk a guard unconscious and steal his uniform, to more easily infiltrate his base.

[Wyatt-Andrews-Workshop @wa_workshop]

business is war

[Zito @_Zeets]

Genuinely ruined the internet

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

I still can't believe I just saw a 7'5 guy take a pull-up 30-foot game-tying three. This is what it must've been like to see a movie in color for the first time.

[theselongwars @theselongwars_]

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them