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@jcrew_help can you help me track down my order?

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@CDTEliot @ricburton @elonmusk Yes please

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@ricburton @elonmusk I’ll take one!

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@Sethrogen Careful what you put in there.

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@laurenboebert Lame example.

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@AHS_Warranty I’ve now waited almost three weeks for you to fix my AC. You sent a service tech who removed parts, left the unit open to the elements, damaged our unit, and fails to respond to our pleas for support. Dozens of calls, promises, and no resolution in sight! #help!

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@AHS_Warranty Your service tech showed up, removed part of my AC unit for repairs, closed the ticket (!), no-showed me, and now won’t call me back. Five days later. ...I’ve been a loyal Customer for 8 years. I need your help.

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@bizarchive Begs the question, are any of those previous appearances real? Or just Zamfir clones...

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@Phish_FTR

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@Phish_FTR A Phish meh is better than any other kind of meh.

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@LivePhish help! I can’t get to the link for tonight. Purchased and confirmed via email.

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@spiritairlines flying CUN->BWI, flight cancelled with no announcement/comms. Standing for hours waiting (with toddlers) to get bags back. No clear information and wasting the day away. #frustratedtraveler #firsttimelasttime

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@RedWingRoots we’ve got two Saturday day-passes for the kids, how do we get two for the adults?

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@AHS_Warranty been trying to place a service request on your site for over an hour...keep getting an error and instrs to try again ???

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Grapes & wine + kids that whine. #parenting https://t.co/IKOVXMfKKO

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Enjoying the mountain view. #bonding https://t.co/YyoDHHXyop

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#freshpickins https://t.co/JnWOLadySt

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Sitting on the stoop and munching on snacks. #suburbanlife #whereswaldo https://t.co/bw4qNMXh65

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Watching the clouds move through the sky. #besties https://t.co/sgtXMobxg9

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Our dog is convinced she's human. #dogdays https://t.co/93oHOvrCwP