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he/him, actual loser

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My fursona is a blind cave salamander

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A wiener roast is just when a bunch of bros get together and make fun of each other’s hogs right??

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@NiakwaPizzaStan THAT’S… something

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Fingering should be called a handjob too

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March? More like March of the Penguins, am I right!? Cold out there

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We need to start calling dick pics “hog shots”

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I don’t have an electric toothbrush I use an acoustic toothbrush

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Whenever someone uses the phrase “made out like a bandit” I always picture two hamburglaresque villains just going to town on eachother

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Today’s Merriam-Webster word of the day is “hamburglaresque”

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Clowns to the left of me, clowns to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle of clowns

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@jeff_stacey Best sketch of all-time!

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customer at bar: i am drinking beer legally and have no idea what happened on 9/11

other customer at bar: i also do not know whether terrorism happened on 9/11 but am allowed to drink alcohol now

this is what bars will be like from here on out. very sad 😔

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The queen did 9/11

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@bunnies_kissing @itstatertat @jordancayer 100% yes absolutely

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@jordancayer @itstatertat We’re called Michelle Twig

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When Orlando Bloom dies I hope he’s buried at Disneyworld so he can have an Orlando Tomb

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@savvvvvc WAIT was this the weird old dude who used to own a resto in st James?

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I need a baby on board sticker for my car but like it’s just me

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Jabronies are just Bronies who listen to Ja Rule

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I have a hole in the butt of my black pants but I’m wearing black underwear cause I’m a SNEAK 🕵️‍♂️