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Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

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@grahamclark #OverheardLobbying

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@maggiemack_ Honestly, Becky was the first person I thought of after the goal.

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@NeverNotViney I get it, man.

I understand Jimmy and Matt not getting it because it's not their thing, but I was surprised Eliot didn't know it with all his STP experience.

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@NeverNotViney Atta boy

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@beckytaylorgill "They came free with the old jersey. What am I supposed to do? Throw em out?"

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@notthefakeSVP "You can't fake desperation." #winners

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@katienolan @thegingerninja_ From all Dbacks fans, we'll take one more for the Mets, please.

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@LaurenLapka I know there's no legitimate reason to do so, but it would be just super duper if the Mets could try to win this last game. #Dbacksfan
#HelpUsCarlosMendozaYoureOurOnlyHope

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@pattonoswalt Are we sure this isn't to keep whatever lives in that Waffle House from escaping??

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@jimmypardo I don't believe in fate or superstition too much, but the Tigers are playing the White Sox to clinch a playoff birth with @jasonbenetti on the call. #ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmm

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@katienolan Tonight on Sick Dad World.

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@TheWOSOshow Can we get a slower pronunciation of Sam Kerr, please? I'm still not getting it.

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@danielvankirk "Give me a misunderstood often scapegoated minority group."
"Now, give me a racial slur."
"And now a place to incite fear."

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@IanKarmel "There are rules here? Oh no. There are no rules here."

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@grahamclark What kind of plant do you think he saw that actually made his heart stop?

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@jimmypardo They named a president after a mountain in Alaska?

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Does anybody have a "buck" count for @SeanSJordan right now? @AllFantasyPod

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I hope @notthefakeSVP takes some time to enjoy Rugby 7s at the Olympics. The whole sport is a big pitchy-pitchy-woo-woo.

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@beckytaylorgill Nobody's allowed to have a rough year anymore, even though the team has had injuries to major players.