Alyssa ✨ There’s ☕️ in that nebula ✨

I’m just here for #StarTrek and #Disney. ✨ Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

A blue whale's poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of sh!t in the world just behind Donald Trump.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I’m convinced 98% of my problems could be solved with more money and three-day weekends.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

When your new neighbors cook meth in the basement:

[Alyssa ✨ There’s ☕️ in that nebula ✨ @CommandrCoffee]

Really disappointed by last night’s @BananaBall_ game. No Mickey or Minnie, no real Disney magic at all. No golden batter, not as many tricks as expected. We still enjoyed it, but we had so much more fun when the Bananas came to Philly so this was a bummer. 🫤

[rootwoman123 @rootwoman123]

Who did it better?

[anna🏹 @lvrschaeng]

i need her to be the first woman on the moon so bad

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

Finishing the dishes and seeing the one pot left on the stove that I forgot:

[Alyssa ✨ There’s ☕️ in that nebula ✨ @CommandrCoffee]

@TheDemocrats @StephenM Hi, Democrat here. Can we please not stoop to MAGAt-level name calling? We’re better than this.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.

[alli @sonofalli]

so grateful the rain stopped just in time for the work week

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Your official guide for bees this summer

[meghan @deloisivete]

I don't want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great, we should do this every week

[Holodeck Four @holodeckfour]

The lost episode 🤣

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[Noah Bergren @NbergWX]

Wow!!!
Welcome to
The Twilight Zone…