Milburn Drysdale

President, Commerce Bank

[Anderson Pooper @ClosestThing]

If each day we all set the goal of showing one stranger a little extra courtesy and respect, it would go along way towards fixing the world.

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A Friendly Reminder. Please keep having car accidents, the auto insurance people are supporting the advertising industry.

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Having my doubts about whether or not Tweeting was a financially sound idea.

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I'm new to some things here. So please bear with me while I try to figure out how to block subtweets.

[Milburn Drysdale @Commerce_Bank]

Bankers are well known as good lovers. We NEVER lose interest, we compound it daily.

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@marebytes It's the nature of the business, these days anyway.

[VoiceOfReason @VoiceOfReason25]

May I take your order? Yeah, I'll have one double standard, with a side order of divorce.

[Kay @KaysNH]

Something's not right, guys. I mean, how many fingers can a chicken HAVE?

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1st meeting today was about security, what to do if we're robbed. Lasted 5 minutes. 2nd meeting about how to rob customers. Two hours.

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Banking at Commerce means you never have to pay a penalty for early withdrawal.

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@mybigblondelife Because of you, I know I'm going to like it here. Thanks for the help, you're a blonde goddess.

[Milburn Drysdale @Commerce_Bank]

@mybigblondelife Already used to you. Had to read to tweets to get a handle. Thanks for helping out a newbie.

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Received my first Twitter Trophy. Sorry if it was given in error, as I don't profess to be Anti-Anything. With thanks to @mybigblondelife

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Bankers prefer anal. It's all about the bottom line.

[aspersioncast @Aspersioncast]

Hi thanks for the follow. Please check out my stuff at this website, as soon as you read my tweets you’ll see I’m right into self promotion.

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Knew when I was a kid I'd be a banker or a ganster. Named my goldfish Bonnie and Clyde.

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The Bank has approved financing for a new reality show, "My Big Fat Greek Jewish Gypsy Homosexual Afro- American Asian Hispanic Wedding"

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The bank is auctioning off some double wides tomorrow. Thought you should know.