Me: that guy I met at the party was pretty cool, maybe we can shoot some hoops sometime
That guy: *writing a letter to a former lover that years later will be included in a best selling curation of his correspondence* tonight I met a man without substance
Grinch: I would like to buy a dog
Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?
Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla
Pet store employee: That is fine.
Grinch: A green gorilla
Employee: Doesn’t matter
That shitty Beatles Yesterday movie but its one guy who knows all of Steely Dan's music but its really hard to play and record so he just can't show anyone