Cool Review Guy

Capitalism may not be a perfect system, but it's the only one bold enough to claim that people who scrub toilets for minimum wage just don't work hard enough.

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@nickbilton lol, you fucking chickenshit coward

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@VerizonSupport It’s been two days. Are you not even going to try to keep me as a customer?

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@VerizonSupport Your support is absolute dog shit. Your “AI assistant” keeps disconnecting my call and your chat is slow, and your agents waste time.

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@we_energies Could you spend less in self-service PR stunts and more in customer service? I’ve been on hold for half an hour and no one has been able to help me. All I’m trying to do is MAKE A PAYMENT.

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@jamessturge @evernote Counterpoint: they doubled the price and added some “AI features” no one asked for.

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@ABBYY_Software I was going to trial your software but your software isn’t compatible with Macs

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@ParcelPending This is a terrible system with a terrible UI and dog shit level customer service. If you need a package locker, look for someone else for your apartment or condo buildings.

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@tedcruz Democrats aren’t the ones trying to establish a permanent ruling majority despite minority popular support, Ted.

Now shouldn’t you be on a vacation, ignoring your constituents? Or do you just reserve that for when Texas declares a state of emergency?

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@RealAlexJones It’s worse than you thought. He was involved in some kind of real estate scam, too! https://t.co/4i5wPwgcCH

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@mericanaf7 Of fuck entirely, all the way off.

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@DanielDiMartino The apartment IS the asset, you stupid fuck—one that you absolutely CANNOT take with you.

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@benshapiro How are you going to pay for your eyebrow treatments?

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@FearedBuck @Clavicular0 Imagine being Clavicular and reposting this because you’re *so fucking stupid* that you think this makes you look good.

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@inkblotPrincess @Clavicular0 No. Most of the discourse is “Wow, Clavicular really outed himself as a stupid, insecure little pussy in that interview.”

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@julian_fels @devahaz @ranjanxroy https://t.co/hExjaeABY0

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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

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@SteveFLA1970 @FoxNews Why, in your wildest fantasies, are you shorter than the “brainwashed” liberal?

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@Timcast THIS was the last straw? Calling Alex Jones stupid?

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@ilan_wurman Because, as we all know, “Here are seven fucking dumbass sycophants” is the current legal test for Constitutionality in the US.

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@YouTube @Jeopardy @monetxchange @MsRebeccaBlack I’d watch but your piece of shit app keeps crashing my tv

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@TCL_USA Why does my tv keep restarting any time I try to run an app? I’d ask technical support but apparently they believe “support” means “leave customers on hold forever.”