Cool Review Guy

Capitalism may not be a perfect system, but it's the only one bold enough to claim that people who scrub toilets for minimum wage just don't work hard enough.

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@noodlescompany Fuck you. Your customer service is shit and you served me spoiled food. Go fuck yourselves.

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@Metra It’s been less than a week. There’s a mechanical issue affecting a train and causing several delays on the UP North line. Zero alert. Great job, everyone.

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@BulwarkOnline lol

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@BulwarkOnline Aged like a jar of mayonnaise sitting out in the sun.

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@RepJeffries If Haley Steven’s doesn’t have her shit boxed up and relocated to the dankest, darkest, shit-hole congressional office by EOD today…

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@chuckschumer Just coming to the comment to find the hot dog suit gif, and I’ve liked that, and for fuck’s sake how are you THIS BAD at begging feckless?

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@taazzzzva @BobbyYayArea @HaleyforMI 1.) the antisemitism claims are horse shit. “I don’t support the current Israeli administration’s war policy” is not antisemitism, coded or otherwise. Only a gullible moron or otherwise useless idiot would conflate the two.

2.) democrats should NOT support conservative policies

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@taazzzzva @BobbyYayArea @HaleyforMI Learned what, precisely?

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@HaleyforMI Fuck you, you turncoat, sore loser, asshole. You don’t give a fuck about what the GOP Is doing to this country. You should be kicked out of the party. You’ll be lucky to win a seat as county dog catch. Go fuck yourself, you fucking child.

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@NataliaHEmanuel Show me what YOUR office looks like. Really curious. Because I’m fairly certain that it’s conducive to deep work in a way no major corporate office is.

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@JohnJamesSBR @EmmaVigeland @JetBlue What the fuck are you talking about?

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@UPS @_sirmatthias All part of UPS’s patented “need help with your package? Fuck you!” customer service policy.

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@Metra Your customer service is a fucking joke.

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@MicrosoftHelps Do you just not monitor your support channels? “We’re Microsoft; if our stuff breaks, fuck you” seems to be your general posture.

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@GregM78280618 @gerardtbaker This wouldn’t have been an issue if Trump hadn’t torn up an agreement that was effectively monitoring Iran’s nuclear program during his first administration. Are you this much of a gullible rube? Or do you just assume the rest of us are?

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@YouTube @Thebuddha_3 Your app isn’t working and I’ve been waiting on a “call back” for half an hour. I’m a premium subscriber. You think lying to me and telling me to go fuck myself is a good way to keep my business?

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@nickbilton @60Minutes

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@RokuSupport I’ve had a chat open with you for more than a year. You’ve ignored me for at least that long

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@AskVenice Why the fuck did you just delete my entire chat history? And why doesn’t your support team respond to emails?

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@InstacartHelp @Aceypyi Instacart allows its drivers to transport perishable groceries for hours in 90+ degree heat and does NOTHING to remedy the issue, despite being alerted to it multiple times.