Sam Bee | Copywriter

Helping brands build relationships with their customers since 1999. Web content, ads, marketing, training & mentoring.

[Sam Bee | Copywriter @Copy_Bee]

Hello @British_Airways, I've booked a flight for next week and I don't have a confirmation email or a booking ref. What should I do? When I call, I get a 'we're busy' message before being cut off!

[UNO @realUNOgame]

If someone puts down a +4 card, you must draw 4 and your turn is skipped. You can’t put down a +2 to make the next person Draw 6. We know you’ve tried it. #UNO

[Sam Bee | Copywriter @Copy_Bee]

@procopywriters I'll be there too!

[Sam Bee | Copywriter @Copy_Bee]

@apierno Omnipresent. As someone who's actively avoided buying anything from Amazon for about four years now (except books that are ONLY available on Amazon), I find I have to wade past them on Google to find alternative retailers. I think we pay a high price for convenience.

[Sam Bee | Copywriter @Copy_Bee]

Any copywriters at #BrightonSEO today? #copywritersunite

[Sam Bee | Copywriter @Copy_Bee]

@penthemighty Awesome! Well done Penny 🥇

[Sam Bee | Copywriter @Copy_Bee]

@_joejeffries It'd take an age to get anywhere though, with them zigzaging all over the place and stopping to look at snails.

[Rach @RachaelvsWorld]

Liz Truss being Prime Minister is like when Apple made everyone have that U2 album they didn’t want in their iTunes library

[Ryan Wallman @Dr_Draper]

Wish your brand was more sterile?

I’ve got just the thing.

[Sam Bee | Copywriter @Copy_Bee]

@mattbee Haha, you're not wrong! There's still two days left, what else can happen??!

[Sam Bee | Copywriter @Copy_Bee]

@rufous @mattbee Ha, just had to double check you weren't planning on joining me for a lie in. I'd upgrade my pyjamas accordingly if so.

[Sam Bee | Copywriter @Copy_Bee]

@mattbee Oh.

[Dr Laura-Jane Foley @laurajanefoley]

This is the impact statement written by Susan Everard, Sarah Everard's mum. Her agony is palpable. Rest in peace beautiful Sarah. #SheWasJustWalkingHome

[Sam Bee | Copywriter @Copy_Bee]

@AndiBDesign We were in Worthing last weekend for the first time, the kids LOVED splashing in the sea and @mattbee loved the mini show. Will give you a shout next time!

[Sam Bee | Copywriter @Copy_Bee]

@AndiBDesign

[Sam Bee | Copywriter @Copy_Bee]

@AndiBDesign Just realiaed (via some low level stalking) that you live in Worthing! I just moved to Hove 😃

[Sam Bee | Copywriter @Copy_Bee]

In one ear, I can hear my team talking about marketing, deployment and testing... in the other, I can hear my six year old teaching my four year old how to write m-u-m-m-y #remoteworking

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Ways to end a conversation you don’t really understand or enjoy:

“Right yeah”
“I see”
“Well, there you go”
“It is what it is”
“I don’t know, eh?”
“Hmm”
“Something to think about”
“We’ll see”
“Anyway”
“Ah well”
“I’ll let you get on”
“I suppose so”
Just tut and walk away

[Sam Bee | Copywriter @Copy_Bee]

@mattbee Lots of show boating too. Funniest thing I've seen in ages!