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Heir to the Australian teppanyaki fortune

[OnlyChans @Cottonbuds_]

Join the Doki Doki NIKKE Global Popularity Poll: #1 Cinderella Costume Poll and vote for your favorite costume! #NIKKE #NIKKECinderellaVote https://t.co/ZQ6xHTeqxp

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

hungry ghost trapped in a jar

[delty @DeltyThe73rd]

REAL

they really manage to encapsulate the "oh shit" moment when building model kits and the sigh of relief when you figure out how to fix your mistakes on your own wtf i love this show

[OnlyChans @Cottonbuds_]

@joshuaEjensen @Criminalsimpson

[Guy at the Diner @guyatthediner]

Mothers who drive cars subject their babies to accelerations of greater intensity, duration, and frequency than any they'd survive in the premodern world. Every time you hit the breaks it's a mild case of shaking baby syndrome and the effects are cumulative.

[Thia is with … 😏✌️💋🔥 @ThiaBallerina]

GoFundMe has denied Luigi a GoFundMe. 🤌🤌

[gumbuoy @gumbuoy]

Raygun tried to pass herself off as what Australians want to be, a lovable larrikin, giving it a go, no shame.

But she turned out to be what Australians actually are - narc cops with zero sense of humour about themselves.

[OnlyChans @Cottonbuds_]

Dreams of a white Christmas in Australia just absolutely ruined

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it's Tim Walz expanding his state's school lunch program or Matt Gaetz giving cocaine and Ecstasy to underage sex workers, both sides have taken controversial approaches towards feeding children.

[ヴィレヴァン全店まわるひと【非公式】 @village_vanvan]

【ち◯ぽ風味ポテチ 実食レポ】

先日バズっていたヴィレヴァンで売ってる、

「例のポテチ」

ほとんどが賞味期限切れで廃棄になったんですが一袋だけ手に入ったので、皆さんが気になっているであろう味について詳しくレポートしていきます。

ち◯ぽの味が気になる人だけ読んでください。

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[Sam @SamOnBirdApp]

"If you gave an infinite amount of monkeys and infinite amount of time"
> Finite time
> Finite monkeys

[OnlyChans @Cottonbuds_]

Eat the forbidden Protein Balls

[Jon Beves @JonBeves]

At @UNSWScience we have been investigating the tar balls that washed up on Coogee and other Sydney beaches.
What do we know (and not know!) so far?
Here comes our thread!

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Too stupid. It can’t be. It cannot be real. It’s too dumb man.