Captain Subtext

[UNSPORTSMANLIKE @UnSportsESPN]

RT for a chance at the Ultimate Tailgate Experience at ALA/LSU.
#mmwednesdaysweeps
Rules: https://t.co/eH3BW6fQrj

[UNSPORTSMANLIKE @UnSportsESPN]

RT this for a chance to go to ESPN’s College GameDay on 10/1.
#mmtuesdaysweeps
Rules: https://t.co/4Kjh5Hla9G

[Captain Subtext @CptnSbtxt]

@WDWToday Quinn at the 50′s Prime Time Diner was great! Loads of personality and fun! #CastCompliment

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@WDWToday Big shout-out to Rosa at Big Top Souvenirs! She delighted or son with a free white chocolate-covered marshmallow. #DisneyMagic

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@WDWToday Mel at The Chapeau was amazing today! Our son was having a rough time and she brightened his day with a Mater pin. So sweet!

[Captain Subtext @CptnSbtxt]

@HoppedLiver As others said, he calls to tell them “no, thank you”. They were not invited. Simple as that.

[Ene Fairchild, MD PhD @EneFairchild]

@OhioStAthletics Celebrating the signing of our own new recruit. Coming to the practice field August 2016.

[Captain Subtext @CptnSbtxt]

@HoppedLiver Happy birthday!!

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@HoppedLiver WTF. I clearly missed that fad.

[Captain Subtext @CptnSbtxt]

@HoppedLiver is that a thing? If so I completely missed that.

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@HoppedLiver was there supposed to be a lesson in the somewhere? Like, don’t use toilets?

[Captain Subtext @CptnSbtxt]

@DegenerateTBone Oh god, you’re right! The #Browns are the Washington Generals of the NFL!

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

An important aspect to stopping goal line plays is to line up in the neutral zone defensively.

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

As far as carved pumpkins go, it's going to be hard to top this one from @poppyTburton.

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

Indy's new hottest club has EVERYTHING... 40 year old QBs, human footballs, Dan Cortese.

[Captain Subtext @CptnSbtxt]

@writethewords Did it come with suggestive crayons?

[Stacy Elliott @stacy_elliott]

#BuckeyeNation WE need your support ONCE again! Please return him safely! Thanks in advance! @EzekielElliott

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@HoppedLiver Totally agreed! They have stepped up (pun intended) for me several times! Earning customer loyalty, one experience at a time.

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

With Phil Taylor's release, four years later, the Browns literally have nothing left from the Julio Jones trade.

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@writethewords………… Wow.