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[cryptflodo eats (🌭,🌭) @Cryptflodo]

Where my dogs at?

[Grummz @Grummz]

Okay I like friend-slop games now.

You and your friends run an airline…poorly.

[jo johnson @josbjohnson]

you must believe you are special and then go so hard, for so long, with such violent refusal to accept any other ending, that reality itself starts running out of ways to tell you no. you must wage a war daily against the ordinary outcome, until the belief you invented out of nothing in a room by yourself has been hammered into the world so many times that it stops being a claim and becomes reality.

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

A mentor once told me this: Fall in love with feeling like a work in progress. Resist the urge to look polished. You don’t need to pretend you have it all figured out. Nobody does. Embrace your unfinished form. Just commit to getting a better each day and trust where it leads.

[Karen X. Cheng @karenxcheng]

i hooked up a rotary phone from the 1920s to an AI agent, that replies on a mechanical display

it’s like a dumbphone without distracting notifications

here’s how i built this w/ @cursor_ai

[Gaurav @gauravsbuilding]

Today we're introducing Claude for Social Media.

Just enter your website and Fastlane creates thousands of viral videos promoting your product in one click.

This is truly insane.

[cryptflodo eats (🌭,🌭) @Cryptflodo]

Build something

[Naval @naval]

It's the Age of Builders.

(sorry financiers and talkers)

[cryptflodo eats (🌭,🌭) @Cryptflodo]

Steady

[69kov @levikov]

The most ethical thing you can do for your family in 2026 is run fake AI grandmothers on tiktok

Read it again. The MOST ethical move

While you sit clutching your pearls about "AI slop" and "predatory marketing," your wife is going to spend the next 22 years of her life working a 9-5

Because you were too soft to put a fake 67 year old woman in a fake kitchen and let her recommend $14 collagen powder to a 56 year old in indiana who actually needs it

Your kids are going to grow up watching mom come home exhausted at 6:43pm because you decided AI grandmothers were "scammy"

Your mom is going to die in a nursing home you couldn't afford to keep her out of, because you read a hacker news thread about "AI ethics" and felt morally superior for 14 minutes

Meanwhile your neighbor's kid is 22 years old, runs 6 fake AI grandmothers, nets $250k a month, and just bought his mom a paid-off 4 bedroom in cape coral with a pool

The buyer is a 56 year old woman in indiana scrolling instagram at 11pm waiting for her husband to come home

She comments "sleep" on a video of a sweet grandmother in a kitchen. She gets a DM with an amazon link. She clicks. She buys $32 of magnesium

The product works. She sleeps through the night for the first time in 14 months. She reorders next month. Writes a 5 star review. Tags her sister

The "manipulation" you're so worried about: she got magnesium that fixed her sleep at a price she could afford. The alternative is she keeps not sleeping while you keep posting about ethics

Here's the entire build in 8 steps so you can stop feeling morally superior in a 1 bedroom while your family does without

Step 1, pick the demographic first, character second

Women 38-65 control 85% of household purchasing in this country. They buy 90% of the wellness products moving through amazon affiliate links. They do not comparison shop. They reorder

The character that converts is a grandmother. Asian for wellness. European for cooking. Latin abuela for natural remedies. Stop trying to be original. Originality is for broke ass artists who win awards and live in studio apartments

Step 2, build the avatar in google flow ultra

Ultra plan or you don't play. 25,000 credits a month. Anything less and you're cooked by week 2

Generate the base character in nano banana pro inside flow. 9:16 always. 2K resolution. Three at a time, keep the strongest

Lock the kitchen, the lighting, the outfit. Forever. NEVER change anything. Character consistency is the whole moat. Break it and your page dies in 14 days

Step 3, run every script and prompt through claude

Spin up a claude project. Drop the master prompt database into the project knowledge. Type /add character with your reference image and details

Claude now writes your scripts, your nano banana image prompts, and your veo prompts for you. What took 14 hours in chatgpt takes 12 minutes in claude. Spend the $20 on pro. This is where 99% of you will quit because you're "saving the $20"

Step 4, render every clip in veo 3.1 fast

10 credits per clip. 8 seconds max. One sentence of dialogue per scene. Generate 4 takes at a time

Never use veo quality (100 credits a clip). It will kill your ultra subscription in 4 days. Short scenes get padded with filler words so veo doesn't drag the audio into slow-motion mush. Trim the filler in capcut

Step 5, edit in capcut and ship

Drop the clips in numerical order. Trim every dead gap. Auto-captions on the monoline template. Spell-check the product name and your trigger keyword every single time. Typos in your CTA kill the funnel quietly

One render. Five platforms: tiktok, instagram reels, facebook page, threads, youtube shorts

Step 6, set up the comment-to-DM funnel in meta business suite

manychat is dead. We migrated off it. Meta business suite does the same thing for free with unlimited keyword triggers

MBS → inbox → automations → comment to message. Pick your trigger keyword. Write the DM body containing your amazon affiliate link. Turn the public comment reply OFF (looks spammy at 1,400 comments). Save

When the grandmas comment "sleep" or "joints" on your video, the system auto-DMs them the amazon link. 31-41% click-through. Email gets 4% on a good day

Step 7, route every link through amazon associates

Sign up at amazon associates US. Inside the dashboard: tools → manage your tracking IDs → add tracking ID. One per character page so the agency can attribute clicks correctly

On any amazon product page, the sitestripe bar at the top spits out a tracking link in 4 seconds. Drop it in the DM body. Done

The real money is not the affiliate commission. It's the bonus pool. Brands set aside 20% of their amazon revenue, the agency aggregates clicks across all creators on that brand, and you get paid your share of the pool

James in our network hit $50,000 in bonus revenue in his second month doing this. He had never made a dollar online before september

Step 8, scale to 6 characters on the same infrastructure

One google flow ultra subscription. One claude project. One filipino VA at $400-600/mo handling editing and posting. 8-12 videos per day across the network. 30 posts per character per month minimum to keep your retainer active

6 characters × $30-50k/mo each = $180-300k/mo combined

I own 6 of these. They print $250k a month while i sleep. My mom doesn't work anymore. My sister has $84k in a roth IRA at 24

They don't take maternity leave. They don't text me at 2am about their breakup. They sell collagen to a 56 year old in indiana 6 times a day for 30 straight days because i told them to

The 56 year old in indiana got collagen that worked. Reordered next month. Tagged her sister. Tagged her best friend

Every soft as cookie hacker news commenter writing 14-paragraph essays about "AI deception" while a 22 year old in tampa is paying off his mom's mortgage running fake grandmothers from a 1 bedroom apartment. You love to see it

The full system is at https://t.co/wZohFDFiMA

google flow ultra setup walkthrough. The claude project database with master prompts and slash commands. The 4-step sales psychology framework that pre-empts the buyer's defense before she feels it. The character/niche/setting matrix across wellness, beauty, pets, hair loss, weight loss. The veo 3.1 fast prompt library. The meta business suite comment-to-DM templates. The amazon associates per-character tracking ID workflow. The 30-day posting calendar that hits retainer minimums and triggers bonus pool payouts. The 6-page scaling rhythm. The filipino VA hiring playbook

Brokies argue about ethics. Operators take care of their family

Stop being a brokie

[Sam Parikh @smartertrader]

Chippy Rippy. If you miss it. Cry. Opportunities of a life time and clowns don’t understand the world. 90% chance ai destroy all these clowns.

The concept of needing less compute is so stupid. In 20 yrs compute will be. 500x where it is today. Every school will have 5x compute. Every company that survives will be needing 25x compute. Every govt and defense will need 100x more compute.

Thousand of reasons. Insane. Anyone that thinks data centers will be done is clueless. Exponential growth coming.

Hasn’t even started.

So simple. Sam knows all this.

Everyone in his room knows this.

Please retweet. I look to see who does. If you don’t and your not a member I won’t answer you when you ask a question. Know this

https://t.co/5hpLOLVT88

[TylerD 🧙‍♂️ @Tyler_Did_It]

My son has been pushing back on doing math problems at home over the past few weeks ✋

So I vibe-coded a math game for kids

Now he's doing dozens of math problems per day & doesn't even realize it 🤣

Test out the beta for your kiddos (target ages 5-8)

https://t.co/TXClnDCu65

[greg @greg16676935420]

There’s a very lucky lady out there somewhere who will get to wear this for the rest of her life

[$COST Hotdog 🌭🥤 @costonsol]

@mdudas You rang?

His name was Sol Price.

Costco fights inflation from all angles.

The $COST hotdog is the most inflation resistant asset. 🌭

[Vision4theBlind @Vision4theBlind]

With all that's going on in the world right now don't forget this 60 Minutes interview back in December with an alleged Israeli Mossad agent

"we create a pretend world, we are a global production company......the world is our stage."

[OM Shanti Shanti Shanti @User_94726]

Name a better chart (i’ll wait)

[greg @greg16676935420]

Beautiful day for glizzies and golf

[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

It's Wednesday

[cryptflodo eats (🌭,🌭) @Cryptflodo]

@brockpierson Can you remind the people again how long it's been $1.50 for?

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

The 5 best stores of value right now:

▫️Gold
▫️Bitcoin
▫️Fartcoin
▫️Costco’s $1.50 Hot Dog
▫️Unused Audible Credits

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@greg16676935420

[cryptflodo eats (🌭,🌭) @Cryptflodo]

I feel like a $1.50 hotdog from Costco