Cult Of They

They live in They, They work in They, They play in They. They are They...but #whoarethey ? They/Them/Those

[Cult Of They @CultofThey]

RT @LeeGreenfield: Well that's certainly a unfortunate trending combo😀

[Aabheer Kalpash @AabheerKalpash]

Where would we be without music?! We'd be musicless that's where we'd be!! And who'd want that? Not me! It'd be like being blind or something! That's why I wrote a new track today. Check this shit out.

[Cult Of They @CultofThey]

First tweet for two years after being permanently suspended for the crime of being mildly amusing. Thanks @elonmusk

[Cult Of They @CultofThey]

Loveable flamboyant lunatic superstar and They town resident Elton John @eltonofficial discusses his upcoming starring role in the 'We Don't Care Bears' Movie #rocketman #cultofthey #whorethey #jointhecult #EltonJohn

[Irvin Levine Attorney at Law @IrvinLevineLaw]

You should treat paying my extortionate invoices like peeling off a plaster. Why prolong the pain and agony?
Just rip off that plaster quickly and suffer one short, sharp shock instead of slow bouts of excruciating hurt.

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

I do not look like Nicola fucking Sturgeon's mum!!!

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

David, my husband, just asked me if I'd like to go for a jog in the morning....NO, DAVID! I'M GOING TO START FUCKING DRINKING THE MOMENT I WAKE UP LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

I just called my Mother in India and she said 'Who is this Soshal Distan Singh and why is everyone talking about him Babu?'

[Irvin Levine Attorney at Law @IrvinLevineLaw]

Suspected drug dealer? Being prosecuted by the full force of the law? Come to my office and give me a large case full of the money that you very definitely did not get from selling drugs and I will represent you

Call 1-800-Levine
If you want to be fine and not serve time

[FAFF TV @FaffTv]

#FAFFORIGINAL Ep7 “Cult Of They” UBER - by George Kaye, Lee Greenfield & Da Vinci Volpe. #animation #comedy #laugh #faff #fafftv #lol #animatedcomedy #uber #ubereats @CultofThey @LeeGreenfield

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

Behind the music with me! Rocketman and Living legend Elton John.

[FAFF TV @FaffTv]

#FAFFORIGINAL Ep6 “Cult Of They” The black & white Knight - by George Kaye, Lee Greenfield & Da Vinci Volpe. #animation #comedy #laugh #faff #fafftv #lol #animatedcomedy @CultofThey @LeeGreenfield

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

I can't stand it when I call a company and get through to an English call centre. None of them know what they're talking about and they all have stupid names. Why do companies even use them?! Just put me through to India where they know what they're doing and can actually help!!

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

Candle in the wind version 3

Goodbye going out
No more doing that at all
You should stay in and save lives
Only f***ing idiots go to the mall
They'll end up infected
Covid19 right into their brain
So stay at home
And drink a ton of booze until you forget your own name

[Irvin Levine Attorney at Law @IrvinLevineLaw]

Disclaimer* I would never knowingly defend an obviously guilty man, but if one did slip past the net, they would still receive justice. My fees are highly unreasonable and paying them is sufficient punishment for anyone.

Irvin Levine - Attorney at Law
Call 1-800-Levine

[Irvin Levine Attorney at Law @IrvinLevineLaw]

If you've commited a heinous crime, you need Irvin Levine attorney at law fighting in your corner. Please only call if your crime has paid and the money is safely stashed. No riff raff.

[Cult Of They @CultofThey]

You may feel a bit stupid wearing a face mask in public but at least your skin will feel hydrated and moisturized.

[Raymond @raymondspage]

My grandpa's last word's to me on his deathbed were 'you selfish boy!'...
I took his advice and now i'm a fishmonger.

[FAFF TV @FaffTv]

#FAFFORIGINAL Ep1 “Cult Of They” by George Kaye, Lee Greenfield & Da Vinci Volpe. #animation #comedy #laugh #faff #fafftv Put yourself in someone else’s shoes 🤣