Babu Kalpash

Proud Indian Pharmacist / Father. We don't need to MIGA (Make India Great Again) because India has always been the greatest country in the world. 🇮🇳

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

I can't stand it when I call a company and get through to an English call centre. None of them know what they're talking about and they all have stupid names. Why do companies even use them?! Just put me through to India where they know what they're doing and can actually help!!

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

I can't stand it when I call a company and get through to an English call centre. None of them know what they're talking about and they all have stupid names. Why do companies even use them?! Just put me through to India where they know what they're doing and can actually help!!

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

I do not look like Nicola fucking Sturgeon's mum!!!

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

@AabheerKalpash I knew it! That's why your bedsheets are like cardboard, you sad little tosser.

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

@AabheerKalpash You 'is' an idiot, I know that!

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

I wanted him to be a doctor

[Aabheer Kalpash @AabheerKalpash]

Where would we be without music?! We'd be musicless that's where we'd be!! And who'd want that? Not me! It'd be like being blind or something! That's why I wrote a new track today. Check this shit out.

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

David, my husband, just asked me if I'd like to go for a jog in the morning....NO, DAVID! I'M GOING TO START FUCKING DRINKING THE MOMENT I WAKE UP LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

@AabheerKalpash It's my room. All the rooms in the house are mine. You just squat in one of them. if you'd become a doctor like I wanted you to you could afford to move out #loser

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

@AabheerKalpash You can talk. I went to change your bed sheet this morning and It was so solid, I couldnt even fold it, you dirty little prick. #tosser

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

I just called my Mother in India and she said 'Who is this Soshal Distan Singh and why is everyone talking about him Babu?'

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

@AabheerKalpash Sod off dickhead

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

@AabheerKalpash Dickhead. You're such a disappointment

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

I was very disappointed when my son @AabheerKalpash was born. It's not because I wanted a girl instead of a boy, it's because I wanted a doctor instead of a moron.

[Irvin Levine Attorney at Law @IrvinLevineLaw]

Suspected drug dealer? Being prosecuted by the full force of the law? Come to my office and give me a large case full of the money that you very definitely did not get from selling drugs and I will represent you

Call 1-800-Levine
If you want to be fine and not serve time

[Raymond @raymondspage]

Is it just me or does this picture look like the sun is giving this man a shoulder massage?

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

A customer came into my pharmacy with his wife and said: 'My wife and I are trying to get pregnant, can you give us any advice?' They were so ugly, I handed them a 24 pack of condoms and said, 'Yes I do, don’t.'

[FAFF TV @FaffTv]

#FAFFORIGINAL Ep7 “Cult Of They” UBER - by George Kaye, Lee Greenfield & Da Vinci Volpe. #animation #comedy #laugh #faff #fafftv #lol #animatedcomedy #uber #ubereats @CultofThey @LeeGreenfield

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

I'd like to see tougher sentencing for the biggest crime that goes unpunished in England.
People washing your windscreen without your permission when you're stopped at a traffic light.

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

Behind the music with me! Rocketman and Living legend Elton John.

[FAFF TV @FaffTv]

#FAFFORIGINAL Ep6 “Cult Of They” The black & white Knight - by George Kaye, Lee Greenfield & Da Vinci Volpe. #animation #comedy #laugh #faff #fafftv #lol #animatedcomedy @CultofThey @LeeGreenfield