Elton John

Why do I need a bio?! I'm Elton Bloody John! Everybody knows me! Everybody loves me! My music is religion!

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

Behind the music with me! Rocketman and Living legend Elton John.

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

@elonmusk Pick me. Sir Elton John. Not only am I a living legend and everyone loves me. I have legendary ideas too. Every tweet that I deem to be misinformation, I will replace with a music video of me singing and dancing wearing outrageous glasses. THAT will get Twitter back on track 💰💰

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

@mugurb @elonmusk Of course you love my music. I'm a legend. There's videos going around here of Wednesday from the Addams family dancing to a lady gaga song. Never happened. Misinformation. @elonmusk's fault. Leave Twitter, its out of control.

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

@elonmusk @nichegamer @eltonofficial Are you mad? I'm Elton F****ing John, I do everything by myself. I'm a legend. Everyone loves me. If I say, I'm leaving, then I'm leaving. How dare you post #TwitterFiles3 No one needs to know the truth,it's dangerous for their brains, you reprobate. https://t.co/pqXOuAEeh9

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

@elonmusk @nichegamer @eltonofficial Are you mad? I'm Elton F****ing John, I do everything by myself. I'm a legend. Everyone loves me. If I say, I'm leaving, then I'm leaving. How dare you post #TwitterFiles3 No one needs to know the truth,it's dangerous for their brains, you reprobate. https://t.co/pqXOuAEeh9

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

Behind the music with me! Rocketman and Living legend Elton John.

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

Nothing beats a bit of colonic irrigation before lunch

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

@SbudRanger I haven't been ok since 1972!

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

@SbudRanger I haven't been ok since 1972!

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

Just preformed 'I'm Still Standing' for the One World Together concert. Little known fact......I had a small erection during the entire performance.

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

I've just watched the Rocketman, the biopic of my life. RUBBISH!! Let me tell you, in reality there was a lot more drugs, a lot more sex AND A LOT MORE ME!!

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

I do not look like Nicola fucking Sturgeon's mum!!!

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

HOW WEIRD ARE THESE FUCKING LOCKDOWN DREAMS?!.....LAST NIGHT I DREAMT I'D GIVEN UP MY AMAZING HEDONISTIC LIFE OF NEVER ENDING PARTIES WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF DRUGS AND MEANINGLESS SEX TO GET MARRIED AND ADOPT TWO BLOODY CHILDREN!! .......oh hang on a minute....

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

@Nicksdd1 @raymondspage Anything wet and alcoholic! Champagne is always good on an empty stomach...

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

David, my husband, just asked me if I'd like to go for a jog in the morning....NO, DAVID! I'M GOING TO START FUCKING DRINKING THE MOMENT I WAKE UP LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

@johnwat57917596 @tzafinu You sound like my kind of guy!

[Elton John @eltonjohnofthey]

Behind the music with me! Rocketman and Living legend Elton John.

[FAFF TV @FaffTv]

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[FAFF TV @FaffTv]

#FAFFORIGINAL Ep6 “Cult Of They” The black & white Knight - by George Kaye, Lee Greenfield & Da Vinci Volpe. #animation #comedy #laugh #faff #fafftv #lol #animatedcomedy @CultofThey @LeeGreenfield

[Babu Kalpash @BabuKalpash]

I can't stand it when I call a company and get through to an English call centre. None of them know what they're talking about and they all have stupid names. Why do companies even use them?! Just put me through to India where they know what they're doing and can actually help!!