Damien

SOC(k) Analyst (feel free to pray for me) | He/Him | CNKSP

[Aunt Babe @babesmithh]

Every UK Prime Minister in the last 10 years:

[json @JsonBasedman]

Asked a question so dangerous they sent my ass to haiku

[rekdt @rekdt]

live, laugh, lockbit

[Alexander @alexanderrX_]

british understatement is unique and i love it. if you work with brits you absolutely have to understand the translation:

"this is probably not ideal" -> this is on fire
"it might be worth reconsidering" -> stop, do not ship this
"i have some minor concerns" -> i have been thinking about nothing else for four days

once you crack the code the feedback is actually some of the most precise communication you will encounter.

[Red Operative Leninist @RedPill_Marxism]

PC builders when they see that China is going to flood the market with cheap, powerful GPUs

[Anshu @anshuc]

@github holy shit, how did the attackers find a large enough uptime window to get in?

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

I got a bunch of messages and e-mails about this. I was busy dealing with a 13 month old baby.

> weird game on Steam
> potentially malware
> lol ok
> download
> look inside
> .NET binary
> disassemble .NET goop
> look inside
> obfuscated classes and random gunk
> Image 1
> lol ok
> "ClientApp" class
> look inside
> website address where stuff goes
> API key for authentication
> Image 2
> lol ok

When this .dll loads from the game it first initializes by loading actual Unity stuff, then it (tries) to discretely look at your browser extensions (Image 3)

This malware did an absolutely terrible job obfuscating itself. It took me 15 seconds to figure out what it was doing. Whoever they paid, or whatever tool they used, to obfuscated this malware needs to be fired immediately.

[god's eepiest warrior @sduck378]

@DecimalCubed kaspersky when you load a dll

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

cybersecurity

[Harshit Ruwali @harshitruwali]

@vxunderground

[Emma🎗️ @emarasu]

I found the best doorman strategy in deadlock

[Damien @CyberSecDamien]

@AlteredSecurity CARTP seems very interesting, I already work with azure a lot so it'd be a good next step.

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[Matt Johansen @mattjay]

TL;DR - guy thinks he hacked Perplexity.

Perplexity responds with "lol, no our billing is just async. check your inbox."

Guy finds his bill: *shocked pikachu*

[solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst]

Love my sysadmin 🥰 up at 4 am uploading lil scripts keeping our Active Directory environment safe!

[Damien @CyberSecDamien]

@IceSolst @Atredis @DistrictCon Goddamn thats impressive

[RussianPanda 🐼 🇺🇦 @RussianPanda9xx]

ClickFix and rogue RMMs have me feeling like a McDonald's cashier. Same order, different customer, 400 times a day.

[nc 🌐🕸️🐱 @thoughtfault]

> Ransomware group encrypts our data
> We don't pay
> Ransomware group leaks our data on their TOR site
> We have our data back
> thanks.jpg