Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Delco man in DC miffed by the shenanigans

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@laralogan Like what for example...

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@MsCaroline68 @Deplorablemoo @ianmiles Did you even read what you screenshot?

I've never met someone as stupid as you are in real life; a bag of mulch has more to offer this world.

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@EndWokeness "Spending billions on ballrooms and fountains in Washington DC is exactly what I voted for 💅"

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@MsCaroline68 @Deplorablemoo @ianmiles Maybe you wouldn't be a moron if you stopped listening to rumors.

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@Deplorablemoo @ianmiles You are a mental prey animal, Dustin.

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@ImBreckWorsham Watching them turn themselves into a pretzel for months trying to pass a Republican-only ICE/CBP funding bill after blaming democrats for the shutdown was the basement.

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Met Hunter Biden when I was just starting out in DC. One of the kindest people I ran into in my early years.

The problem that the MAGA griftfluencers are having with him dicing them online right now is that he's also one of the smartest people I've ever run into.

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@Acyn @JohnnyC_IrishMD Beetlejuice rules: you just have to say "evidence" 3 times.

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Immediately snatched a fish out of the river and devoured it raw while ranting about "filthy bidenses"

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

The best dad and my whole 🌎.

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@KatieMiller @MarkHalperin @StephenM Immediately snatched a fish out of the river and devoured it raw while ranting about "filthy bidenses"

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Motorcycles are woke... Beer is woke... Music is woke... Movies are woke... Football is woke.

What does MAGA have left other than fingering their cousin?

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@lyndseyfifield Prior to social media, no one would have heard of this happening... and no one would have heard that Saxby Chambliss's LD missed a week of work with facial fractures.

In some ways transparency has brought more accountability, in other ways it has limited consequences.

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions.

DC truly is a magical place

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@robfgard @michaelkpate Taking yourself seriously with this opinion is a sickness.

They had a miss. The franchise has moved on. You haven't.

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@Ryan_Parkerrr Gtfo fake patriot pussy.

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@mazemoore Does MAGA ever get tired of dedicating their entire personality to a lazy-susan of things that don't impact their lives?

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@BlackKnight10k @HunterBiden @RoxaneLGibson1 IMO... Republicans have a lot more in common with the New Dems than they do MAGA.

MAGA is essentially a mythology entirely dedicated to divorcing people from their real wants and needs, so that the MAGA agenda to enrich its leaders/funders is never sidelined to address them.

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@trouble_man90 Two things to consider:

1) The New Dems of 2026 have the same policies as pre-MAGA moderate Republicans.

2) Maine is politically ineffable.

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@theboredmoor cape

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Graham Platner is the Hunter Biden Summer of Senate candidates

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CNN: Platner’s campaign just announced raising over $200,000 in a single day following the New York Times article — their best fundraising day since Janet Mills dropped out of the Maine Senate race