dirtbag mcgarbage

[jake @wormpuller]

Wrapping Woah Vicky’s pills in cheese to trick her into taking them

[ReSean @rx4pm]

off xans playing lego batman truly enjoying my self

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

He really got rich off doing a drill.

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

White boys who say inshallah go back go the 700s

[Mets Moods @MetsMoods]

Person who has never watched the Mets in their life:

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

wait till you hear what they did to the real one

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 seconds into a ranked ffa match): On August 15, 2016, Simon "Ghost" Riley, my friend, died. He fucking died.

[Johnny @htownrocket78]

“Ahhh look at me I’m Dan Crenshaw ahhh”

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

This is objectively the truth

[lev 🥸 @foreverhowlong]

paying for twitter but not a music service is crazy sorry

[The Original Auntie Peach 🍑 @kenyaPEACHESk]

“I’ll do anything for a blonde dyke
And she’ll do anything for the limelight”

[rain @redactedrain]

This is what it feels like to pop a zyn with a red bull

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

She might need that firearm incase it’s bring your child to work day

[dr. hell @trevorcrumbo]

i'm putting together a team

[❄️ Pot ❄️ @ItsJustPotBeats]

Boy was in the stands like “pick a play and I’ll run it rn on god”