Dan Secatore

Writing things, sometimes. Managing editor @overthemonster, formerly The Infatuation, @BarackObama

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Thrilled to have something up in @curaffairs this month. Thanks to @NathanJRobinson and @lefty_md for the editorial support.

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What I Learned Curating Presidential Theater by @DanSecatore from the most recent print edition!
A former Obama advance man on how the hollow pageantry of political stagecraft legitimizes bad policy and makes politics superficial.
https://t.co/u1yucGAXXV

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@FitzyMoPena red sox vs. footy team is a pretty fun game. and thanks to the world cup we can keep it going all summer!

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@FitzyMoPena it's a draw!

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@FitzyMoPena today's sox lineup is dyche coded

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nvm, john henry probably loves this shit

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what if this is actually what did it..

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Day 3 of tweeting the Emma Watson-LMM beatboxing video until the Red Sox fire Pete Fatse

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@LiamFennessy_ left side going down, right side going up

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we get to watch must-win games in april! who has it better than us!

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tell me the captions changing "sell the team" to "hello team" isn't the funniest thing in the world

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freaking out is the only sensible choice

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Should you be freaking out about the Red Sox' terrible start? @DanSecatore says yes... but not for any of the reasons you suspect.

https://t.co/6kRaforyex

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@PodOnLansdowne @BleavNetwork Oh, he needs a refresher on the scouting report?? That’s what the 21 whole hours before the game is for!

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@PodOnLansdowne @BleavNetwork “Ban mound visits” is easily the best take Jake’s ever had. It’s a no-brainer once you start thinking about it.

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@Jake3Roy It was a MISquote of Major League!

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@Jake3Roy @FenwayAttendee You live in a world where people think the troops could put together a Super Bowl winning football team.

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@Jake3Roy You went to a brewery, don’t lie

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@PodOnLansdowne @BleavNetwork Whit is also their union rep, so he’s down with the movement

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@PodOnLansdowne @BleavNetwork Sensei Sergio is Whitlock - quietly way better at his job than everyone else. Bob is Casas, who almost certainly gets high and watches old movies at night, and who has probably wandered around the city in a bathrobe.

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@tipping_pitches Hell yeah more baseball imperialism chat

https://t.co/Gsg0XFyCnu

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@tangible_uno thanks for reading!

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@circensesATL thanks for reading!