Dana Nelson

Infrastructure and Security Architect specializing in Microsoft technologies. Opinions are my own.

[Dana Nelson @DanaLNelson]

@BlossomMusicCtr Advertising to come early to eat at the new restaurant options implies said restaurants are actually open early. Not having access to food until general admission opens 30 minutes before show time sucks

[Dana Nelson @DanaLNelson]

@snorkel42 #DrainTheSwampAss

[Streetsboro STEM @StreetsboroSTEM]

Joey and Lucas getting ready for Robo Hockey at the National Robotics Challenge @StreetsboroMS

[Streetsboro STEM @StreetsboroSTEM]

Joey and Lucas are in the top 8! They will go again on Saturday.

[Dana Nelson @DanaLNelson]

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@embers_tv I was excited to sign up after watching the announcement on @madscientistbbq only to find out there is no app for LG TVs.

[Dana Nelson @DanaLNelson]

Hey @NintendoAmerica how about the next shipment of Switch N64 controllers you help out your customers instead of ebay scalpers. In addition to requiring a Online Subscription, you only let those with no previous units purchased and accounts 1 yr old+ only.

[Dana Nelson @DanaLNelson]

@zacbowden Xbox One OTA DVR?

[Dana Nelson @DanaLNelson]

@scaryifliteral https://t.co/8hXqY9cgVM

Weird Al has your back

[Dana Nelson @DanaLNelson]

@adamfilip @BambulabGlobal @lithophanemaker The "K" in CMYK stands for "Key", NOT black. In this specific case, the key color is actually white.

[Dana Nelson @DanaLNelson]

@TraeMcP1789 @surface Habits are hard to break.

I have a habit of throwing money at @Microsoft for consumer products (WinMo 5-6, WP 7-10, Zune, Band 1-2, HK Invoke, GLAS, Duo 1-2, Xbox TV tuner, Kinect, and on and on)

Microsoft has a habit of tearing my heart out and burning it with a flame thrower

[Dana Nelson @DanaLNelson]

@Jhyp3 Zoom does not exactly have a good enough track record to afford laying of security engineers...

Thank God their acquisition of Five9 fell through

[Dana Nelson @DanaLNelson]

@CrshOverride @TheRichWoods I still have an HTC Arrive, an HD2, and a Sprint Mogul sitting around here. My kids found them when they were younger and we let them use them as toys without the batteries in.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

You could probably just hire Windows Server admins based on their ability to open the PowerShell window and type literally anything that works

[Florian Roth ⚡️ @cyb3rops]

Can we get a Kitchen Nightmares but with IT departments and a cyber Gordon Ramsey that shouts at people for not having an asset inventory, log or vulnerability management?
I would love that 🖤

[Dana Nelson @DanaLNelson]

@snorkel42 @LGUS Sounds like something worth engaging the Ohio Attorney General's office and the BBB on.

What LG is offering you I got Samsung to do on a TV that was OUT of warranty but parts were not available. For an appliance in warranty it should be no less than a full refund.

[Dana Nelson @DanaLNelson]

@snorkel42 @Broadcom @VMware Thoughts and prayers

[snorkel @snorkel42]

Dear @PaloAltoNtwks thank you for your password policy changes and MFA requirements your cloud based portals. But you know what would be really nice? If you’d just support SAML already. WTAF?

[Zac Bowden @zacbowden]

Finally, a Mac UX that doesn't suck

[snorkel @snorkel42]

Dear all software devs, if your program executes anything from %UserProfile% please know that I hate you.