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[Daniel @DanielThyManiel]

The plug had meta glasses on

[Daniel @DanielThyManiel]

Gas prices have gotten too high, I’ve begun covering myself in honey and letting the bees decide where I end up. So far it’s mainly just been their hives but I think once we get close enough we’ll be able to work together. First stop? The White House…

[Daniel @DanielThyManiel]

New way to handle rejection. If things are going bad, you start bursting into tears and screaming, then rip off your shirt to reveal, “I’m sorry X’(” sloppily carved on your chest. This works for job applications and funerals, interested to see if it works elsewhere!

[dj swagalog @zayallcaps]

My uncle posted this on his story we not even Mexican bro

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Daniel @DanielThyManiel]

The last two hiders when #BigSeeker walks into their unfindable spot

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Do you think anyone found love on the Hawk Tuah dating app

[Daniel @DanielThyManiel]

I changed my mind it’d actually be the ability to eat rocks and they taste good

[Daniel @DanielThyManiel]

My superpower is the ability to talk to any and all germs. They don’t really care what I have to say and I can’t really hear them, also I can’t see them. They also don’t understand me, it didn’t give them a brain, just the ability to hear me. I can show you if you were a germ

[Daniel @DanielThyManiel]

https://t.co/OtrEeUmjxF

[Daniel @DanielThyManiel]

My superpower is the ability to talk to any and all germs. They don’t really care what I have to say and I can’t really hear them, also I can’t see them. They also don’t understand me, it didn’t give them a brain, just the ability to hear me. I can show you if you were a germ

[Daniel @DanielThyManiel]

This is why I cook with horse tranquilizer. Same effect cooking wise but it’s healthier for you. Since I started doing it, all the pain in my body has gone away. Only downside is huge gaps in my memory. Doctors told me to stop but I know it’s cause they’re mad I figured it out 🤣

[Harum @arr4m]

How to Remove Excess Oil from Food 😳

[Daniel @DanielThyManiel]

Showering with no clothes on >>>>

[Daniel @DanielThyManiel]

Got some good ass lemonade from a nice Hispanic kid, a little sour with the right amount of sugar. Delicious #FuckICE

[Daniel @DanielThyManiel]

Just received the most mid lemonade from some kids in the Jewish part of the Waterbury. It’s just lemon water no sugar, terrible #FreePalestine

[Daniel @DanielThyManiel]

You should be able to retract your windshield like all the other windows. Why haven’t we done this yet @POTUS44 ?

[Locusis @LocusisF42865]

Those are the same mfs who would call you weird for eating poop

[Daniel @DanielThyManiel]

They had presentations in class today and before the prof came in someone said they used ChatGPT to write it. He goes to present and he reads out a line and the teacher asked, “did you write that?” He said yeah and the prof was amazed.

[Dante @GRIMMJ0W665]

On this day in 1916, PinkPantheress released the song 'Girl Like Me’.